Daniel Eagan

Girls only want boyfriends with great skills -Napolean Dynamite.

Priofessional QuikTrip Employee.

Chicken Nugget Enthusiast.

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

Fellas if she;

Is Elegant
Has dark brown hair
Is always around
Is an extrovert
Is known well by your family
Is kissing you under the mistletoe

She is not your girl, she's the neighborhood raccoon I just cornered in the alley

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

Before I make a joke at your expense... have you booked the cruise yet?

[Larry E @LarryE68]

Sorry Twitter Fam…My wife informed this afternoon that I have been traded for a 2038 2nd round draft choice.

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

I was @ the Chiefs game where Herbert got hurt. I wasnt cheering, not yelling, not excited, but in silence with my hands over my face because seeing any player get hurt is a negative for football itself. You making fun of him during an injury is a low point for sports fans

[OnTheTee @OntheTee33]

@BrittanyLynne Mahomes is on the sidelines pouting like he didn’t get picked to play. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

Costco (I am the proud owner of a gold star Costco membership card Ladies) the other 2 can come and go doesn't really matter to me

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If you could only shop at three of these stores for the rest of your life, which are you choosing? @curve_usa

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

@djcolin555 Just put $100k on chiefs going 20-0. When this cashes I will no longer be taking calls from the family. Yall on your own

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

@butterruler @FlorianGuiliani @TherealYohakeem @3YearLetterman @SharkGregNorman @PureNewZealand @Schwarzenegger @ScottMorrisonMP @TomEScott @TTuberville @UN_Vienna Can't believe you would compare Uncle Sam to a flavor of Ice cream. Insanity

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

@LarryE68 I hope this comment is about the money... 😂

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

@OurthChase @jaessary @chiefsfan006 Do you know why he is the #2 target on a pass heavy offense? Over Demarcus Robinson and Byron Pringle? Who could both be starting WR on at least 20 other NFL teams. Because he's the best TE in the league.

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

@iambeastgriff @TailWinners @MySportsUpdate That would still put the NFL at 3.9 billion. Pretty close to them, while the Premier League hosts roughly 40-50% more games.

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

@TailWinners @MySportsUpdate 17.1 million x 272 games in a season is 4.3 billion views. Just shy of the premier league who gets their views from 380 matches total

[Joe's Kansas City @joeskc]

Nope....1st is the only option. Retweet this and help out @Mathieu_Era and you'll be registered to win a $32 Joe's KC Gift Card. Lets go #chiefskingdom!

#WPMOYChallenge + Mathieu
#WPMOYChallenge + Mathieu
#WPMOYChallenge + Mathieu

[Mitchell Schwartz @MitchSchwartz71]

The only logical conclusion we can make is that @tkelce has been holding this offense back. I’d try to get a conditional 6th or 7th round pick for him this offseason and build around @B_Bell10 and Noah Gray

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

Can anyone point out KU, K-State, and Nebraska? I must be missing them. There are so many teams on here to sort through. They HAVE to be in there somewhere.

[FOX College Hoops @CBBonFOX]

RT if your school made it to the men’s NCAA Tournament AND a CFB bowl game this year 🙌

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

Can someone that's high up in Twitter delete my dad's account? Thanks in advance

[Larry E @LarryE68]

Let’s be clear…

When services are reporting that this is Mizzou’s best ever recruiting class, they obviously mean athletically.

1987 remains the best ever signing class based on looks.

Weighted, of course.

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

I heard Crypto is booming right now. I put all my Khol's Cash in a Staking pool and I'm gonna hold it until it's worth millions💰

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

@inzomnizak @SNFonNBC I don't think you understand. Brady starts his drives on the opponents half of the field significantly more often, therefore, he has to go shorter distances to throw touchdowns. Brady would have 17 to Mahomes 24 TDs if you erased possessions starting at midfield or closer.

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

@inzomnizak @SNFonNBC 12 of Brady's 29 TDs started in the opponents 1/2 of the field. Only 1 of Mahomes TD's came that way

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

@espn "Take that helmet off I wanna kiss you like I kiss my kids... on the lips"

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

@TruittBoyy I thought you'd been doing that for a while now...

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

@TruittBoyy Ummmm Minshew Mania would be #1

[Daniel Eagan @The_DanielEagan]

This is twitter not Google. I know you're aging bro, just not THAT fast

[Dakota Truitt @TruittBoyy]

Has Paul George ever made a game winning shot?