Lord Patrick

Identity theft is not a joke

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

Catfish is so dumb.Always ends like "so the person u fell in love with was actually ur uncle oliver from walmart.u need some time to think?"

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

Haven’t tweeted in 2 years but have been sitting in @EWRairport waiting at baggage claim for an hour and a half for my bag and still nothing. just wanted to let you guys know how useless you all are and I hope all of you have a horrible weekend!

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

When the lady at the deli doesn’t give you a sample slice of the cheese you just got??? I apologize for whatever I did to make you hate me

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

Worcester, Ma 📍

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

Out of all the crazy things that have happened in 2020, Vin Diesel coming out with a banger might be the craziest

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

Spicy Dossy, Hot tamale

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

Just saw a girl on Bumble and her name was Theremy... I’d give my parents the silent treatment for life on that one.

“Ugh I love the name Jeremy but too bad it’s a girl”
“What about Theremy?”
“Wow that’s Beautiful”

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

“uNtiL ToMoRroW”

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

Chris Harrison: “Barb, what are your thoughts on Peter and Madison potentially getting back together?”

Barb:

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

Never noticed how close Ward Hill is to Lake Quinsig 🤯

[Kyle Van Noy @KVN_03]

To win Tickets this week simply Retweet this tweet!!!!!!! Winner picked Friday at 7pm ET... #WPMOYChallenge Van Noy

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

@jprante Russian lady 50 cent pitchers also 🥵

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

@KJAX_42

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

Lmfao saw someone else do this so I had to. I need my phone taken away

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

Bus it down Dossiana

[Keenan Allen @Keenan13Allen]

I gotta keep it band bro. This ain’t it. 🗑

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

“Florida man wrecks liquor store and blames it on caterpillar” I honestly believe him. Free this man

[billiam @BillRatchet]

fuck an astrology sign what's your florida man sign

[Dustin Mooney, Jr. 😎 @DustinMooneyJr]

Can I buy you a drink? 😭

[Lord Patrick @The_Doss34]

Not sure why whenever I see my storage is filling up and I have to delete some apps, I take some extra time to contemplate deleting garage band as if I’m ever gonna use it