Devon

[Devon @The_Earthlete]

When you’re on a diet but you see some fried pickles

[Devon @The_Earthlete]

@julietwhiskey84 @mainluv4staro @PicturesFoIder It 90% is the issue. There are definitely cities that need to rework their roads because they grew too fast but in MOST places it comes down to accidents and fucking idiots. People are what cause traffic

[Devon @The_Earthlete]

@Rum34591084 @grindfacetv Imma go ahead and say that one was all him.

[Devon @The_Earthlete]

@Brick_Suit Kinda seems like the issue is people taking the turn too fast and hitting that wall…. Not sure what that has to do with the intersection they never make it to lol

[Devon @The_Earthlete]

@DaddyBlaugrana @I_am_Toro__ @creepydotorg Don’t think Ukraine asked to be invaded…

[Devon @The_Earthlete]

@kamicollective Didn’t work

[Satan @s8n]

Suicide is never the answer. You gotta outlive your enemies.

[✨Alluux @Alluux]

It’s literally called DOOR dash and I don’t know you like that. I’m not coming out to a strangers car at any time of day. In fact, I will literally hide in my home and have you drop it there so I don’t have to engage in any sort of social interaction.

[Devon @The_Earthlete]

@GothiccKitsune They really don’t offer anything for this?! That’s insane!

[Devon @The_Earthlete]

@GothiccKitsune Definitely should just go block some and drop it back down

[Jordyn @jrdynjy]

Saying “that’s their job” when they leave a mess for service people

[jade💓 @_jade_marieee_]

can’t even escape in my dreams

[✾ 𝑚𝑒𝑔 ✾ @megalysec]

Unpopular opinion: I’d rather spend my Saturday night sitting on the porch talking, than going to a bar. And I’d rather wake up to make coffee and hold hands in church, than get plastered @ 9am Sunday morning.

[💚brynnnnnn @brynn_bowden24]

i wanna be addicted to the gym

[Devon @The_Earthlete]

@_reginchen Chuckle sandwich or the yard

[Lily Potkin @MissPotkin]

So my friend called me this morning to talk about something that happened to her last night. She’s been trying to find someone to date…extremely casually. She doesn’t have time for a full blown relationship and basically all she wants is a nice man to have sex with.

[kucci kolt @iamkoltdelane]

It might be a new year but you’re still a bitch

[A🖤 @angel_carroll06]

It’s god’s timing not mine …