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[Jon Trickett MP @jon_trickett]

We saw xmas trees in a shop in September.

Now its easter eggs on new years day.

Can someone bring forward this years
autumn election to January?

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

This should be taught in every school. Happy new year everybody!

[alex thomson @alextomo]

New pollution data reveals startling success of London ULEZ. Numbers of old, filthy vehicles have halved and particulate and other pollution averted is more than pollution from London’s airports.

[St Matthew's Project @smpbrixton]

In August we welcomed a young boy from Ukraine. On Saturday he played in goal for SMFC, saved a penalty and was mobbed by his team mates in a spontaneous outburst of joy and empathy. Hopefully, in the not too distant future, he will carry this memory back to a pitch in Ukraine 🇺🇦

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

[Michel Barnier @MichelBarnier]

No one should or can be happy about the political & economic turmoil in the UK. There are so many reasons today we must find stability and cooperate, across Europe. Not all of these difficulties are due to Brexit, I am simply convinced that Brexit makes everything more difficult.

[Mat Osman @matosman]

Best goal ever?

[John Harris @johnharris1969]

Question here is why it has all disintegrated. 2 answers: 1)the Tory party is now unleadable & collectively mad;2)out in the real world, there is nothing to show after 12 years besides decay & harm (Thatcherism had winners). And the centrality of Brexit to the story is now clear

[🇺🇦 Kostiantyn Koshelenko @k_koshelenko]

Because of Russia, my daughter is again sleeping in an underground parking lot during missile and drone attacks

[Miguel Delaney @MiguelDelaney]

How will history look back on this period of football? Russia hosts one World Cup, Qatar the next, state-owned clubs winning almost everything...

not particularly well, I would say.

[Marcus Chown @marcuschown]

Never forget. This man asked people to vote on #Brexit. Without defining what Brexit meant. Without carrying out any projections of consequences. All in an (unsuccessful) attempt to settle an internal Tory party feud. He then knighted all his mates and f***ed off into the sunset.

[Henry Marsh @DrHenryMarsh]

PRIVATE MEDICINE IS NOT THE SOLUTION! It is extravagant,inequitable and easily leads to over treatment. Socialised healthcare systems like the NHS work fine in Scandinavia. The problem with the NHS is the Tory Party, not the principle of tax-funded equal medical treatment for all

[Roland Smith @rolandmcs]

Matt

[DUA LIPA @DUALIPA]

Sarina Esmailzadeh, 16, beaten to death by Iranian security forces for protesting for women’s rights in Iran. Nika Shakarami, 16, killed after burning her headscarf in protest. Hadis Najafi, 23, shot multiple times during demonstrations sparked by the death of Mahsa Amini, 22,

[Alan Ferrier @alanferrier]

If you're a bit strapped, pop down to the Members' Dining Room at the House of Commons for pressed chicken and caramelised onion with tarragon and chive jelly, pickled vegetables and thyme sourdough at £2.84.

Don't forget to vote against free schools meals while you're there.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Section of Crimea Bridge was promoted to tunnel.

[Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant]

So far in this parliament 16 MPs have been suspended from the House or have resigned their seat for various misdemeanours. At least five more are under investigation. This is completely unprecedented. No parliament has ever seen this before. And we’ve two years to go.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

There seems to have been a "smoking accident" on the bridge to Crimea...

[John Sweeney @johnsweeneyroar]

This is the moment when Vladimir Putin's eight-year war against Ukraine goes up in smoke.

[4th July - Tory wipe Out @snb19692]

They have started already…. This is Parliamentary police just now.