Dear @CocaCola are refunds issued for unopenable bottles of Coke Zero or can you send someone to open this bottle for me before I develop arthritis in my right hand?
Dear Lady of the Lake,
I humbly request that if you are to trap my soul, it be on a luxury cruise ship and not in your stinky manor.
#HauntingOfBlyManor
When picking out my future home, it needs to not:
1. Be in England
2. Have two creepy children living there
2. Have creaky wooden floors
3. Have a dumb American playing hide and seek in the middle of the night in a haunted mansion
#HauntingOfBlyManor
Excited to share my lab’s recent OFID publication demonstrating a potential association between GABAergic medications and C. diff risk! Congrats @The_EricYoung! https://t.co/hjTlLl3qRx
Congrats to my fabulous graduate students, Eric Young and Alex Yap, on their new Pharmacotherapy publication! Advocate for outpatient antimicrobial stewardship! https://t.co/ZD9unEmM0y
@Caissie One time I ignored my friends for three months because I wasn’t invited to a High School Musical watch party even though I couldn’t have made it anyway.