Mat

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[Mat @The_Events_Guy]

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[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

There's this lady in my hood. She was arrested in 2018 for killing her husband. She was given 10 years, but she was out on parole 2025.

So waphuma eJele, but the jail couldn't get out of her. Every woman eKasi is afraid of her. She has a neck tattoo written, “1 knife, 1 hole”, She is so fit. You can tell she was doing push-ups in jail. Every time she bumps into another lady wearing something she likes, she stops her and says, “Ekse Mam Mofokeng, imosha kakhul le 2 piece yakho girl”. Then add, “Mawubuya eTown udlule uyishiya la kwam ne?”. Bayazishiya vele because their afraid of her.

This other time, she went to church. When she got there, she took the coins from umnikelo, “Ngifuna iZol neCigarattes, bengeke niyisebenzise le mos?”. They loudly responded abo Mam'Mabaso noMam'Mkhawula, “Hayi Hayi, yithathe sisi, angeke siyisebenzise”. Then she said, “Okay at least because bengithi nothandaza nikhala ke namhlanje”. Waphuma wahamba.

So this other time kwafika aboMalume from another Family bezobika isisu because her grandson umithisile. That lady stood at the gate wavula iOkapi wayikhotha, gave them a look and and said, “Nithi kwenze njani?” Bathi, “No!! wena mama, besizobuza uSbu ukuthi naye uyavuma nguye omithisile? Or siyaphazama”. Then uSbu wathi “hayi Angiyazi ingane yenu mina”. They had to leave, the lady said, “If ninganeliseki singamvula isisu siCheck if ingane ifana nomzukulu wam” Washo esukuma esondela neOkapi, Baphakama babaleka.

But ke because uMama wase next door was too forward and she told the whole hood ukuthi what happened. The following morning 4am, that lady went and knocked and told her she must go house to house and tell them she was lying, imagine 369 houses. When she got back she made her do her laundry.

From then, no one ever said anything about her, even when a car is coming her way. She says “Mayisuke imoto ngidlule”. I love her shame cause bayaphapha abantu kule ndawo.

They call her Sis'Bhodli, half for Bhodlumlilo. 🔥😍

[Mat @The_Events_Guy]

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[knick @Knick_RSA]

Every province: KZN
is watching big brother

[Converse.ZA @converse_za]

We left Tapz.lovespaint a spot.

He TAP’d!!!

We salute you 🫡

[Mat @The_Events_Guy]

@TheRocSupremacy “…HOV, remind yourself. Nobody built like you, you design yourself…”

[History ZAR @HistorySAZAR]

South African group Joy perform Paradise Road live on BBC TV, c 1980's. Joy was a South African female vocal group who had a chart-topping hit in South Africa with Paradise Road. The record spent 9 weeks at No. 1 spot.

[Mat @The_Events_Guy]

Boss!

[Tyla @Tyllaaaaaaa]

Ke Dezemba

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@memphisbleek

[💎 | Carta @BadBitchCarta]

This 1-800 lawyer….

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

copy nothing

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@African_Odyzzee Whiphiiii!!!

[Zee @African_Odyzzee]

This is funny 😂😂😂😂
Well done Bafana Bafana

[💎🍾 @TheRocSupremacy]

Party Life

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@wipeurowntears @halsey @_kayo3rdcreator

[𝐁 @Chaunciiee]

Jabba le mang?

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@infortions

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~7yrs later…

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Move!

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Bail!?! 😂🤣😂

[Cliff the Reporter☀️ @CliffShiko]

NEWS: Hawks have arrested three suspects for fraud in Elukwatini, two Ethiopian nationals and a South African woman, they allegedly issued fraudulent stamps for expired passports in Mpumalanga for R20K. They were released on R3000 bail each. Case postponed to November.