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As well as Lady Fash, Prince William’s other godparents include a man who, according to Wikipedia, raped and impregnated a 14 year old child.
They certainly know how to pick them, don’t they?

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@Craig_Verity0 @DaveAndHisVan @BritishAlba @tomhfh I Morris dance every week.
You never see a right winger at a dance out.

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@brokenbottleboy I have a few friends that teach escape and evasion/survival/bushcraft. Among that group Grylls is reviled and considered a charlatan. Ray Mears is held in high regard.

Tells me all I need to know.

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@ChrisJWilkinson @brokenbottleboy :-)

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@brokenbottleboy Thanks for reminding me. How did I forget that name?

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@brokenbottleboy 'Alarm clock's gone off. Time to drink my own piss'

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@brokenbottleboy Not even original. There was a motivational speaker in the 90s that called his alarm clock an opportunity clock.

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@elonmusk I do not follow you.
Why am I being notified of your posts?

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@RoyalFamilyITNP Shameless PR exercise.

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@bbcquestiontime If you think that industrial that takes place ten days before Christmas and ten days after, is designed to ruin it, I have a bridge to sell you.

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@ukiswitheu Stop, stop!
He's already dead.

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@jackregan688 @Peterukipsoton @thfc_cody @RMTunion I support them, you half wit.

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If you listen closely you can make out the death song of the whining piss baby.

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@_solarfeeling_ As I understand it he RMT does not represent train drivers. That would be ASLEF.

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@BritishAlba @BridgetBurke2 @Haggis_UK According to the 1951 Asylum Convention a refugee is entitled to seek asylum in any safe country that is a signatory to the convention.
They do not have to claim asylum in the first safe country.

I hope that clears things up for you.

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@Haggis_UK Stop, Stop!
She's already dead.

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@estellecostanza Whining piss babies, the lot of them.

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@penaeusmaximus @twlldun Avocado bathrooms. Whatwerethatallabout eh?

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@isoskramer @DankAckroyd A sniper's dream.