Mr. 1st-now in CONSERVATIVE flavor!

Expressing humor and conservative views (not necessarily in that order) at least once daily!

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Question for my (very small amount of) followers:

Having watched the entire TPUSA halftime show, should I, as an open minded person, watch the Bad Bunny performance with the same open mindedness?

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@SarahisCensored @NobleOne Done

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@MrsCharmCarm @ZeekArkham

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@TheBabylonBee Don’t give them any ideas!

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@OneOutOf4 Would that be one Mr. Bill Murray?

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@OneOutOf4 Rudy the rabbit!

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@Ersin0X

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@MrAndyNgo Fucking disgusting!

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@SpeakerPelosi Soooo, lemme see if I got this right:

Giving money to a foreign country that hasn’t been and won’t be audited “deters aggression everywhere”=GOOD.

Actively stopping a state sponsor of global terrorism from their desire and ability to possess a nuclear weapon=BAD?

Am I right?

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@DangerousThinkg This is either damn good AI, or they were REALLY prescient!

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@OneOutOf4 I had the BIGGEST crush on Elizabeth Shue because of that opening dance…

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@GeneralGate @MaryAnnreports What is your expertise to make this assessment?

Are you a track coach? Were you on a track team at this school district?

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@TheBabylonBee It’s a “mostly peaceful” ceasefire!

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@Milajoy

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@GuntherEagleman

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No man will skip this, because this dude must have played the claw machine his whole life.
(I hope someone got the change outta the ashtray.)

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@j0ker937 The precision is inexplicably hypnotic!

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@GuntherEagleman @GovPritzker

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@NoDMsPerfavore 6, plus an unknown amount of alligator SHIRTS…

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@DKH013 Oh, the absolute IRONY of insanely posting a death threat to the president, and then warning others about what they post because there are “insane people on the internet.”

Amazing!

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@NoDMsPerfavore 70. I’m one of the 50 that left…it was a lame party!