The Fumbling Generalist

A man with many passions. (About 204,753 of them.) Can't help it that this world is full of awesome and wonderful things. Follow me and let's go everywhere!

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

It is almost grilling season. So, shoutout to the greatest Craigslist ad ever: “Generic father figure needed for BBQ”.

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@SundaeDivine Orange is the New Black

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@nocontextmemes Looked like it was originally a window.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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@avnibarman_ ✋

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@i_yeen_terActiv

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@SundaeDivine

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@Cocolh44 Hi!

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ChatGPT tries to sell me a beatdown car!

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@SundaeDivine Too funny. Wine in nose now...snort.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

I'm not a doctor but I know adding salted caramel to anything makes it an antidepressant.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Even the biggest problems in the world just fade away when you're stuck in traffic and need to pee.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

My fiancé complained about how my preoccupation with Twitter hinders the way we communicate so I blocked him.

[The Fumbling Generalist @The_Fumbling]

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@sliced_carpet Why don't you go back to sleep...this is gonna take a while.

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Cold water in the morning: Hey!
Me:

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Smarter is healthier!

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ChatGPT is making Google look like 1990s Yahoo. Never thought I'd live to see the day.