Holly Jolly Johnny

20/20

[Holly Jolly Johnny @The_Goode_One]

Ordered a smoothie with two extra scoops of protein today and this girl just stared at me like I was breaking the Protein limit act of 1994

[A-LO @annalopezzzz]

What did we do to deserve Post Malone

[Cass ✨ @csnelson96]

my work meeting just announced we are no longer allowed to say “fuck” at work. If I had known we were allowed to before, I would have been saying it out loud instead of in my head for the last two years

[Holly Jolly Johnny @The_Goode_One]

https://t.co/H5JHnmo7JZ

[Ci🌞 @PanthersCi]

Imma need Dallas to stop playing

[Holly Jolly Johnny @The_Goode_One]

If a girl is mad at you, you still gotta text her, because she’ll get even more pissed if you don’t give her the chance to ignore you.

[Mai ♡ @maimdx]

i made a test so u can weed out all the fakes in ur life 😈🙅🏻😍💦😎thank me later

[Holly Jolly Johnny @The_Goode_One]

100% shouting out Chegg at graduation.

[Holly Jolly Johnny @The_Goode_One]

@maackenziefoxx Dominos is 50% off through Dec 7th 👌🏼

[Holly Jolly Johnny @The_Goode_One]

I don’t trust people who post to Facebook stories.

[Holly Jolly Johnny @The_Goode_One]

@charmaeausty Dec 9th if you are one of the first 100 people in line and you buy a six pack of Cinnabon’s you get free scholtzkys for a year #protip

[Holly Jolly Johnny @The_Goode_One]

Baked in a buttery, flaky crust.

[sarah @SaraDaktal]

what’s the deal with airplane food anyways? am I right?

[Holly Jolly Johnny @The_Goode_One]

And all of the Thanksgiving leftovers* https://t.co/Wt2afnqXaI

[Holly Jolly Johnny @The_Goode_One]

#NewProfilePic

[Holly Jolly Johnny @The_Goode_One]

I have to remind myself everyday this not a fake account. https://t.co/ZYuaqSV1h7

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

[Holly Jolly Johnny @The_Goode_One]

What do they even sell at Costco on Black Friday? Like a lifetime supply of butter?

[Holly Jolly Johnny @The_Goode_One]

I have very high expectations for Black Friday fights on snap stories this year, don’t let me down.