The Snooze Button Bandit

It is said that great men make their own luck

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

Little White kids when they see black people in their small town grocery store

[BOBBY MARS @bobby_on_mars]

Dating apps are a mass humiliation ritual

[The Snooze Button Bandit @The_Gringo_]

@Warfootage0 Dreidel dreidel dreidel, I made it out of clay

[The Snooze Button Bandit @The_Gringo_]

Everything is cool as I float downstream

[The Snooze Button Bandit @The_Gringo_]

You could be the cause but you are just because

[The Snooze Button Bandit @The_Gringo_]

Half on the baby? Or half on the bottle?

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

“welcome back diamond hands, how was the moon?”

[Battle Beagle @HarmlessYardDog]

This is what peak “seeing the world and interacting with unique cultures” looks like.

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

No time to cry.. got bills to pay

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

All-you-can-eat restaurant discount system.

[Sick @Sick0las]

How I’m comin

[doomer @uncledoomer]

her: im coming over. you better not be enjoying Marty Robbins’ seminal 1959 classic “Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs” when i get there

me:

[The Snooze Button Bandit @The_Gringo_]

Welcome to modern day fallen Rome

[𝕰𝖒𝕲 @Emilio2763]

Oops…

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

"The child mauling will stop"

[bobby @bobby]

i can’t stop watching

[The Snooze Button Bandit @The_Gringo_]

@DailyLoud Snorting dirty drugs will come around and get ya

[The Snooze Button Bandit @The_Gringo_]

I’ve never been so in touch and felt so alone