Ethan Grogan

You’ve got the kamikaze look... Bodie can smell it from a mile away

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

Tonight was legit the best night of my life

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

@Mitchnixx You good bro?

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

When you accidentally call her “Jayden Daniels in the playoffs” instead of perfect

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

Trying to get my jeep started to drive to work on a Monday morning #HouseOfTheDragon

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

“We’re off to battle again, old girl.” #RooksRest

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

Thrones on Sunday is the one thing with the potential to unite this country, and after that episode we are so back

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

Our culprit

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

Anyone who thinks living in Hawaii is easy has never been kept awake all night by the nonstop cock-a-doodle-dooing of a rooster right outside their window

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

@nixon_spencer You’re better than this

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

Frontier baggage office: exists to help people with their bags

*i where my bag is*

Frontier baggage office:

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

ty cobb (.366)- “legend” “best to ever do it” “🐐🐐🐐”

punxsutawney phil (.390)- “washed” “he sucks” “let’s kill him with rocks”

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

@Mitchnixx And I’d like to see you host Tom Cruise in your house and not fall in love with him

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

@Mitchnixx Oh and the beginning scene when all the samurai ride out of the mist is 🔥🔥🔥

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

The amount of brisket that entered my body last night would kill a lesser man

[Big Baby David @BigBabyDavid_]

Fernando Tatis Jr: 6-3, 217
Donald Trump: 6-3, 215

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

So funny to me that the Navy calls their jail “the brig.” People are legit in jail but it sounds like where you’d get sent for fighting at the Salty Spitoon

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

@swirlyhurley3 Bring back?? Virginia Beach hosts the US lifeguarding association national championships next month

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

@Mitchnixx @BleacherReport @DVNJr @RichEisenShow Destroy everything from the Dan Snyder era please God

[Ethan Grogan @The_Grogs]

Pretty rude of my work to expect me to be a functioning human being on the 5th of July