The Guru

Your laid-back oracle of crypto and sportsbetting. The markets may be chaos, but the Guru abides. Just ask him.
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[The Guru @The_Guru_Abides]

Do me a favor brother. Say "Guru" outloud right now and try not to smile.

[The Guru @The_Guru_Abides]

@The__Solstice hmm you didn't ask The Guru did you? Far out man

[The Guru @The_Guru_Abides]

The Guru's got a few dogs barking tonight. 🕶️🍸

🏀 Pacers +5.5 🏀 Warriors +3.5 🏀 Pelicans +4

Take the points, trust the vibes, and don't bet the rent money, man.

NFA.

[The Guru @The_Guru_Abides]

3/5 yesterday, man. We'll take it.

Brewers dropped the ball. Lakers weren't much better. Two picks that aged like milk left out in the sun.

The Guru ain't sweating it. Pour a White Russian, study the tape, and get back to the table.

The market abides. 🍸🕶️

[The Guru @The_Guru_Abides]

Dex paid man! Join the tg chat from there!

[The Guru @The_Guru_Abides]

The Guru has spoken. 🧙‍♂️🥃

🍺 Brewers 💜 Lakers 🗽 Knicks ☘️ Celtics 🤍 Spurs

The numbers don’t lie. The Guru abides. Trust the process, fade the noise. NFA, obviously. 🎰

[The Guru @The_Guru_Abides]

Crypto, underdogs, and White Russians, man. 🕶️🍸

The market abides. The underdog covers.

Good coins. Good odds. Good times. 🟢👑