Cj

I'm just here to laugh and retweet.

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

surpass your limit.

[Engr. AbdulBasit @AfolabiBB]

JACK BAUER IS HIM 🤗🤗🤗

[U. @beingUduakO]

I’m not a good person at all. Infact, I have the capability to be very bad given the right circumstances I just don’t feed into it too frequently. But one thing I am and will forever be, is kind. Self awareness is key, always.

[🍀 @MikeoIST]

You can have ₦500k in your account and still be calculating whether you can afford to buy shawarma. 😭

[sobho @SoupLorrd]

Skit or no skit, these nigas really did that 😭

[Wittig Lyon @ibn_wittig]

One hill I'll die on

Buying food as a "single mouth" is more economical than cooking.

Especially in this economy.

[Cj @The_HeadOfState]

@PempressP @danielholkss 😂

[Blvck_kaka🦍 @kakaofph1]

God abeg add me for lineup, I don too watch my mates ball

[President Tea. @_tea_anna]

“it’s just rain, these fools could never make me sweat”

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

unpopular opinion: having NOTHING to do at work is way more mentally draining than actually being busy. 😭😭

[Dexter's Laboratory @wh1zzyouttahere]

You do not want a job where you're not doing anything, trust me

[𝐘𝐚𝐠𝐬 @yags_szn]

“Mazraoui is worse than Dalot, Dalot is worse than Mazraoui but both are worse than Dorgu, meanwhile Dorgu is worse than both Mazraoui and Dalot” 😭😭😭😭😭

[ᴳⁱⁿⁱ ᵐⁱᵗ @tw1tarfingxs]

We go again, to search for resources to fund our addictions.

[A.K @Kunmi_ad]

One day without date discourse can you useless fools just do it?? just one fucking day man

Fuel is about to be 1500 but everytime date date date, how many of una dey even go on dates sef, poor bastards

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Good evening @FRSCNigeria

This is a Nigerian citizen driving over 200km/h on a shared road. This young man is endangering lives for clicks.

This is a jailable offence with revoked driver's licence.

People like this boy and DJ Chicken shouldn't be plying our roads.

[Premier League India @PLforIndia]

Happy birthday to the midfield maestro, Bruno Fernandes 🇵🇹

- Most Assists in a single Premier League season 😮‍💨
- Most chances created for 4 straight seasons 🤩
- 2025/26 Premier League Player of the Season 🏆
- 2025/26 PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆

@ManUtd

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO. BRUNO. BRUNO 🥳🇵🇹

Send your birthday wishes to our captain👇

[Lionel Lingard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Lionel_Lingard]

Michael Carrick @carras16,

Firstly, I need you to stop being unnecessarily stubborn. Do the basics and you will win games.

I know the mistakes you made today, you wouldn't have made them when you were still an interim last season.

Don't allow overconfidence to ruin the good work you have done. And stop overcomplicating things.

Lastly,

Leny Yoro is not a RB.

PATRICK DORGU IS NOT A WINGER.

Matheus Cunha is not a striker.

PATRICK DORGU IS NOT A WINGER.

PATRICK DORGU IS NOT A WINGER.

PATRICK DORGU IS NOT A WINGER.

[𝔄𝔩𝔪𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔶 @ReioRemms]

Lmfao

[gst @wearegst]

The frozen chicken you are buying might actually be mostly water.