5 REASONS TO BE MY FRIEND 💌👀
• I offer premium hand-holding™ , emotionally and literally.
• Will send you memes, playlists, and badly timed “I miss you” texts.
• Expert at sitting in calls for 3 hours saying nothing but still feeling everything.
• Will hype your stream, your art, your outfit, your breathing.
• I’m soft, socially confused, and running on 80% anxiety, please adopt me.