Mike (parody account)

Please be gentle. I'm a giraffe trapped in a human body.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Petition to make Matt Berry the next James Bond.

[Mike (parody account) @The_Heb]

@fazerino No, it’s not James.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

🤔

[Mike (parody account) @The_Heb]

@NoContextHumans Barbed wire; a significant breakthrough in the cultivation of the American West in the 1800s.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Stare at the white dot for 10 seconds, then look at Van Gogh's Starry Night

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

This week we had to come to terms with the announced retirement of one of Spanish football's greats! 😥

What a player Joaquin has been! 🙌

@SemraHunter | @GuillemBalague | @afll2

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Dam.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

The Real Sociedad mascot was really hitting the siuuu after topping Manchester United in their UEL group 🤣

(via @GadieeI24, @seeann9)

[Mike (parody account) @The_Heb]

City have no history

[Mike (parody account) @The_Heb]

@pejtickle Roma’s new manager’s doing pretty well. Think we could tempt him to switch?

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

The early-noughties style will never be topped. Fact.

[trista magee whitman @tmagee2]

Why did I just think someone was throwing this corgi out of an airplane

[Mike (parody account) @The_Heb]

@bbcnickrobinson It’s tea, unless you’re eating out... then obviously it’s dinner.

[Mike (parody account) @The_Heb]

@russefc01 @BBCSport Very disappointed, thought this article was going to be about Pythagoras Theorem.

[Mike (parody account) @The_Heb]

@fazerino @russefc01 I think Mossad now questions the origins if most of your tweets..

[Mike (parody account) @The_Heb]

@fazerino YOU are my source ⬆️

[Mike (parody account) @The_Heb]

@fazerino Hmm. It's good, but it's not right... how about boycott the PA continuously hiking up fuel transport tariffs in the region?

[Daenerys Targaryen @Daenerys]

Every time I go to Starbucks...