I am Legendary

Writer, filmmaker, illustrator, superhero, legend. Now filming our first feature film “Caught Out There”

[I am Legendary @The_Hitman]

@supplegrappler @hdwmovies This is the one. Till all are one!

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@platinum_lemon @baldwinvoices Make it happen! He’d NAIL that role.

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@lhallwriter Dropping a link on behalf of my wife’s novel “This Is Not How It Was Supposed To Go”

https://t.co/G6EeAJGsLH

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@SeanSmyph That would do it for me too lol

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That time I caused a Twitter war by replying to a thread about the worst reason you stopped talking to someone… (for clarity: it was 1995 and the “brunch date” was really just meeting up for breakfast in the cafeteria in Saturday sweatpants)

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@imabihh Back in college, on a brunch date, I’m being all intellectual talkin bout some high level ish I learned that week and how it tied in to every day life. Her response? She blinked twice and said, “I like waffles.”

[Baldwin 🔜 Dreamcon 2026 @baldwinvoices]

Fast Food Temptations
Big credit to @The_Hitman for writing the final line 😂

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@lhallwriter Dropping on behalf of my wife, @TahiraCMahdi:

This Is Not How It Was Supposed to Go https://t.co/qBFPE2zMyR

[Lee Hall @lhallwriter]

If you could own any vehicle from a tv show, movie, or video game… What would you choose? 🤔📷<🚗

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@lhallwriter

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@Clarknova1 Same. Whole class fell silent. Teacher was at a loss for words. Principal had to talk to everyone over the intercom.

[Baldwin 🔜 Dreamcon 2026 @baldwinvoices]

And the trailer was released during BHM? Yes.

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@baldwinvoices #wtfpharoah #locustsbeeatin #whyisitdarkatlunchtime #itsrainingfireandidontlikeit #boiledcows #bloodywateraintfordrinkin

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Someone please tell @nbcsnl writers and #mayarudolph about this #Catfish episode because they would have a FIELD DAY with this.

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@ScottTunnix @baldwinvoices *perfect*

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Use a gif of which anime character you are…(I’m kinda both)

[KHAN 可汗 🔜 Home @YungKhan]

Use a gif of what anime character you are

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@SeanSmyph I’m at 4. Definitely not living too close to the ocean.

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What does the inside of my head look like?

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@SeanSmyph Come on over here, but baby don’t run /

Takin it slow can be lots of fuuun /

Walk, don’t run, just be careful please /

Or you’ll be scuffin, scuffin, scuffin those knees

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@TheMichaelHammo @samesmail Just the self-driving enabled vehicles…