Derek Hultquist

Veteran, nerd, beer enthusiast, beard enthusiast, and a Dad. Working in the VFX industry while writing comedy in my spare time.

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills:

Britain - 0
France - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Canada - 0

The United States - 643,000

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I am a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired… https://t.co/eBW4EN9pBu

[Cheap Ass Gamer @videogamedeals]

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I wanna go

https://t.co/D9Dk6ULZ5P

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Not since Jenna Jameson came to Sacramento in 2003 has anyone in Nor Cal been so excited for a glory hole.

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@vipliuh I am too on Xbox One and PC

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@HandsomeJackFM and Redwings are 3 cups from being halfway way to the Canadiens cup total. The pride you must feel is something I aspire to.

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Congratulations to Patrick Marleau for scoring his 500th career goal!

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EYWA HAS HEARD ME!

#cirquedusoleil #toruk #avatar https://t.co/stAFWgVuSj

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I have a dinner date with the prettiest girl in the world. #tweetpic

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My wingman and I cruising for hot chicks. #tweetpic

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New Blog is up, this time talking about Pokemon Go!
https://t.co/aEJxTQkmjS

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Opens next week! Looking forward to it.
#guillermoDelToro #lacma #tweetpic

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This is exactly what I thought marriage would be like.

#computersAndCleavage
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I hate it when I go to the beach and forget where I parked my boat. There really should be a way to make it stand …

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Because fuck this bread.

#breadA-bun-donment
#carbsKill #breadBatter-y #assaultAndButtery #assultWithABreadlyWeapo…

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Nailed it!
#HusbandOfTheYear #SoConsiderate
#GetWellSoon
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@JohnnyVeezey looks like a championship level beard to me.

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Coming Soon... #tweetpic #frenchDog

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Game time! #bengals #tweetPic #beatTheSteelers