The Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla

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@DefAMustRead @moneyman11_c @JoshuaLisec This. Stop pretending this is someone else’s problem.

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@infantrydort Bring back dueling.

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@SomaBean @RMXnews @kaur_nat38692 This soft bitch blocked me. Cowardice on full display.

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@SomaBean @RMXnews @kaur_nat38692 I’m talking about you, not to you.

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@HQNewsNow @JeffMerkley Still trying to deny it was over a trillion children? You genocide denying bigot.

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@Aaronpete_ @MeghanEMurphy Well said.

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@GAMERTAGVR @insomniacgames Man I might start playing games again.

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@Sharkurricane @aelfred_D If you aren’t using Chinese meat shields are you even trying?

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@lemonsquirt3d He’s not lying. These guys will bring tons of free gear and weapons to your door. They are exceptionally good at digging deep holes in the desert.

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@SomaBean @RMXnews @kaur_nat38692 When they start eliminating the problem in this video, they need to do the same to people that think like this as well.

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@MichaelFKane It’s a fantasy movie about space wizards. Try not to put too much thought into it.

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@DavidAFrench @SecWar It’s always some soft bitch named French posting things like this.

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@TimTim1254 @europa A gentle pat above your clothing is a dogshit way to check for penetrating trauma.

But you don’t know that because you don’t know wtf you’re talking about.

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@GregJaffe @katekelly All of our admirals should resemble Greg Jaffe so we can be laughed out of the next war.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

My sword broke last winter, and so I went to replace it at the only smith I could find: a vast American hall called The Home Depot.

A young man in an orange apron asked if I needed help. He was perhaps twenty. To carry the burden of an entire armory at twenty, he must have trained since boyhood. I bowed deeply. He said "no worries man" and bowed back, which I found very correct of him.

I told him I sought a blade. A real one. He led me, without hesitation, to an entire wall of them.

I have never seen such a forge. Hundreds of blades, hanging in rows, each wrapped and labeled. This boy guarded more steel than my entire province.

I took down a long one. The label read "machete." A foreign school, perhaps. I ran my thumb along it the way my father taught me, feeling for the soul of the steel.

"You can get the cover for that too," he said, "keeps the rust off."

A scabbard, sold separately. Sensible. I nodded as one nods to a wiser man.

I asked him which blade he would carry into battle. He thought about it seriously. This is the mark of a real craftsman, that he does not answer quickly. Then he pointed to a curved one and said "honestly that one's great for clearing brush."

Clearing brush. A code, surely. The brush being one's enemies. I understood him completely. Two warriors, speaking plainly at last.

I selected three. He helped me carry them to the front. He even asked if I had found everything I was looking for, the way a host asks before you leave his home. I told him he had served his clan with honor.

Then a woman at the counter asked for forty dollars, and for my membership number.

I do not have a membership number. I have a family name, eight hundred years old.

I gave her that instead.

She typed it in. She said it was not coming up.

So tell me honestly, because that boy was the finest swordsmith I have met in this country.

How do I become a member of his clan?

I would be proud to serve under that orange banner.

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@nycgraceryan @JeremiahDJohns Oof. That side profile isn’t doing you any favors.

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@PaulDock93 This would have hit much harder before Bonnie Blue’s announcement.

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@FDNY I bet you don’t have the balls to ask the online FDNY guys their opinions on this and post the responses.

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@GBNT1952 @smcroasters Mute me too you scared bitch. If a man challenges you to a duel you accept or give him your wife as compensation.

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@FrDrude @F_Desouche Yes, nothing at all you oblivious cuck.