Adanne🌴

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[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

This woman deserves a crown as savage king. Even the staff wey plan the prank no expect am. She get reply for everything dem talk😹😹

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“What’s your body count?”
“The same as your mum”

Perfect response!!! Teddy A is very silly.

Even a gynecologist would not ask that question.

[VEE. @veeiye]

Half of the girls in Lekki will be called Eliana by 2030 if we’re not careful 😭

[Adanne🌴 @The_Ink_Scribe]

Am I too damaged, or...
My first thought when I saw option 2 was that something will go wrong within a short time and bring him back to 0. If he goes with that option

[Cjay🌎 @AnyanwuMalachy]

My guy just finished serving his boss who's into importation of fabrics in Alaba International Market.

Now it's time to settle him, and he has been given 2 options

1. ₦60m but he cannot establish his own business within Lagos. He can go anywhere else.

or

2. He hands him over one of his fully-loaded shops in the Alaba market with 1 warehouse.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Tinubu: "And so... the groundnut oil must never run before sgidoksvhdb 'cause where do we go from there...?"

Idiots: 👏👏👏👏👏

Obi: "If you look at our energy production capacity, we are just at 43% of our potential"

Idiots: "Lol. This is why I said Obi can never be president. We are at 45%, not 43%. All this man does is lie. How do we put our country in the hands of someone who always falsifies figures to prove a point?"

[Sir Alex @AlexOriprite]

Peter Obi thinks he knows a lot and has in depth knowledge about how to solve the economic, security and power problems.

I strongly believe BAT will flaw him very easily. I want BAT to mess him up so badly in a debate.

I'm using this medium to beg all APC supporters and believers of Asiwaju's knowledge of governance to accept an open debate to teach Peter Obi serious lessons.

[KeneGraphy🦍📸🖤 @UgwuKenechukw10]

If you bill me this period, I go carry your picture send give Aba people. I go tell them say you wan do OTTI bad thing.

[Urenna @BridgetUrenna]

PVC org*sm.
The day i got mine, my toes legit curled.

[PS⚡️ @Neelaasapphire]

Sugar cane women workers in India HAVE THEIR UTERUS REMOVED to avoid missing a single day of work.

This is where your misogyny should end and voice the inhumane working conditions of people across the world!

[Adanne🌴 @The_Ink_Scribe]

An apple doesn't fall far from it's tree! See you matching his energy 😂.

[Chukwuebuka | PL 25/26 Champion @BrotherEbuka]

My old man has a questionable sense of humor lol.

[Chukwuebuka | PL 25/26 Champion @BrotherEbuka]

My old man has a questionable sense of humor lol.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

I see people asking you to pour sniper and kerosene on it. It won't do much. You will just kill the ones on the surface. Guess what? They will be replaced. The queen lays 20,000 to 30,000 eggs per day.

Once it gets to this level, you have to get experts involved. They'll most likely dig somewhere inside the house so that they can locate the queen and bring her out. That's the real solution.

What you see outside isn't their house. It's their own walkway canopy to the "office," which they built so as to go to and fro, without being exposed.

[rea💕 @ellaaaaaarrr]

Until you hear ‘zo mana’

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Nigeria is too underdeveloped to be this expensive to live in

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

A country with scientists will always achieve development faster than a country with prayer warriors.

[Invaluablemoi ♥️ Ayékòótó 🦜 @Invaluablemoi]

😂😂
When I was a teenager, I witnessed a fight between two primary school pupils when I went to my Mom's school. She was the Head Mistress.

A teacher stepped in to break the fight and asked them to say what caused the fight before spanking them.

The first one said his own in English and was fluent. After he was done, the second boy was asked to talk.

He held his head and started crying and said "ti ki ba se wipe mi o gbo eebo, nkan ti o fe fi remije nu. Iwo lo koko "ovend" mi" 😂😂(its because I don't understand English and can't express myself that's why you made it look as if I was guilty. You offended me first)

I just started laughing. 😂😂

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

Why I ran away from Nigeria
My son went to school, and on his way back home he fell and hit his head on a concrete wall. He became unconscious.

He was very close to the house when it happened. He had a physical injury and lost some blood. Thankfully, a retired nurse who lived next to our house helped us stabilize him.

She immediately told us to take him to the general hospital. When we got there, the nurses went to call the doctor, who was hesitant to come. We had to shout before she finally, sluggishly, came to inspect him.

She didn’t do anything. She told us to take him to UCH straight away. We drove at such speed, as if trying to hold his breath for him.

When we got to UCH, we met a woman inside a tricycle in the emergency section. We queued behind her.

Three other vehicles arrived with emergency patients. The doctor came out and told us there was no space — the beds were full. He said we would have to wait until some became vacant.

The woman we had met in the tricycle died before us, and her people took her away in tears while cursing the hospital.

The other two drivers left to look for care somewhere else. The doctor told us we were free to seek medical attention elsewhere, but the hospital would not be held responsible for anything that happened. He repeated that he could not tell us when a bed would be available. His words: “It could be in the next 5 minutes, 30 minutes, 3 or 5 hours.”

We waited for more than 4 hours. At some point we had to make a scene. Another doctor came out and told us to go and buy an emergency pack.

We waited another hour before a doctor came to examine him. By then his breathing had weakened. He said my son’s condition was now critical and that they needed a stretcher urgently. Five minutes later they brought one and wheeled him into the emergency ward.

Five minutes after that, he was declared dead.

The reality hit me: there is no regard for life in Nigeria. I was broken 💔

I asked the doctor one simple question, which he could not answer: If my son had been one of your children, would he have stayed in the car for more than 4 hours while you claimed there were no vacant beds in the emergency unit?

He was our only child in Nigeria. That was the day we started planning our relocation from Nigeria.

As I speak now, 12 years have passed since we left. We are yet to have another child, and all medical efforts have not yielded results.

My son should not have died at all. We helplessly watched life leave his body.
© Jonathan Philip

[trippl 🤍 @tripplsett_]

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