Jaime Russo

it's a sin to kill a mockingbird

[Jaime Russo @The_Jaimenator]

When you swore you were never coming back after you graduated and you're already drunk at the college you graduated from

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I Can't Hold My Farts https://t.co/0CPQxEocv4

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Apparently it's not normal to whip out a book in the middle of a bar when a guy tries to talk to you... This should def become a thing

[Jaime Russo @The_Jaimenator]

One loser who isn't going anywhere in life should not get the satisfaction of bumming you out

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Anyone know any good pranks I can pull on my blind date next weekend?

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@kaitbake10 https://t.co/8Wqh4owd2q

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Rest assured, the back of my head is in fact ridiculous

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I don't mean to be rude but you're worse than Monday morning traffic

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Chicken salad makes everything better. It is the solution to world peace #chickensalad #WorldPeace

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@kaitbake10 https://t.co/hhKB1Ffjif

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I made someone's life last night because he saw me dance... For an image my style is a someone with Parkinson's having a seizure #jaimenator

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Attention attention I am the real slim shady unfortunately I am sitting down

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When you're on the toilet reading #OneTreeHill quotes and realize 45 minutes went by that you missed of class

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I think @realchadjohnson should have his own show called #TheChadIsGreat

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I know I can treat you better than she can, and any guy like you deserves a real woman