Jayse

Its Jayse...like Ace

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

@chicagosmayor You need to get @stanleysteemer on that couch cushion.

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

@mtgreenee This is incredible information. I guess #CrossFit is very thorough in their training. You’re practically an oncologist. You can google that if you need.

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

@maddow What in the Branch Davidian?!

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

Post a pic of you that looks like an album cover? I’m in

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

@Skyler4149 Boyfriend. Test. Anal. 😂

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

I dunno. Maybe it’s time for a live action Jetson’s movie.

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

@buitengebieden_ Actual footage of me with a pickle

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

According to social media, everyone is dying to do a backflip

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

Don’t tell me when your manicure is scheduled. I’ll just text you incessantly knowing you can’t do anything about it. 💅🏼

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

Get Low - Lil Jon #2003

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

@HappyCapt @jacobtwop This is how you can accidentally shoot a hole clean through your purse. Just sayin

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

@Tylerjoelb Is @SarahKSilverman playing a prank on us?

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

@rsg I’d go in wedge heels so I can get my speed up when necessary.

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

Whenever I see someone in a “Lone Wolf” jacket, I think of that one episode of Laverne & Shirley.

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

@allisongill Houndstooth Winehouse reporting from the frontline.

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

@HappyCapt When all else fails, tattle about the fake cleaning.

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

@koolaid did you ever realize all us kids called you koo laid? You weren’t ever going to be cool aid. #sorrynotsorry

[Kathleen Madigan @kathleenmadigan]

Cmon 'Murica...check ur local Starbucks...let's find her...

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

@kathleenmadigan I thought Ogilve turned itself off? I guess you got a box of the “Ultra”

[Jayse @The_Jayse]

@SLSSouthBeach waited 40 minutes for THIS?
#nottoday