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Liebe, als ob dein Leben davon abhängt.

Pax et Bonum.

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@PaulWingard5 The row boat.

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@CynfullySweetXO ...if this is Vegas, my DMs are stranded in Reno.

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@ask_aubry Since this is a dog thread and Mr. Noack can fuck off, here's mine. His name is Whiskey. He's 120 pounds. He's been trained to bite misogynists. He has natural ability for it.

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@CynfullySweetXO @supavgjosh There's a statute of limitations on virginity. You're in good company.

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@CynfullySweetXO It still fits after 12 years.

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@Juris_Sequoia @ask_aubry My man, the 'Operation Girlfriend' was doomed from jump. The 1950s sent a Western Union. They think you're creepy AF too. Stop.

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@CynfullySweetXO @ThexyBeatht_2 This.

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@ask_aubry You might need to change your projection bulb ma'am.

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@gapingbum

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@ask_aubry She Cheerio'd in his piss bowl. The nerve!

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@EliCasablanca @KaylaChowShow Good save.

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@KaylaChowShow Mom's just here to watch.

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@CynfullySweetXO Cookies not withstanding, I'm on a project that needs people. Badly.

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@CynfullySweetXO I quit a job because my boss gave me instruction that would have gotten someone killed. I refused to execute the order and walked.
Exit interview with HR:
Them: "Tell us why you quit."
Me: "[scenario as above]. Oh, and he touched me."

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@SnowBellesHell You're in good company.

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Downloading a harmless little app is not illegal. Using it for nefarious purposes is where the charges lie, my man.
Here's a thought: a certain percentage of self-worth makes the ghosting and the L a lot less impactful.

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@ask_aubry $20 bucks on wishful thinking. I'm envisioning 15 seconds a Slim Jim and a leaky faucet.

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@CynfullySweetXO I've had similar thought. My substitution is an unruly amount of 100 proof whiskey. Looking for that blue flame.

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@joeDmarti I'm feeling triggered by this tweet. I'll add:

"...bumping up" [to the top of your inbox]
"deep-dive"

But the top of my list is "agile"

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@joeDmarti "Is the juice worth the squeeze?"