Jill

redhead canadian in north texas.

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@WSPDTX how late is this page monitored? Can I just tweet a noise complaint? Phone calls aren’t really my thing. Waynell street please.

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Your thumbs ever get sore from putting your hands on your hips? #momlife

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@ChaseSupport Can I just bring loose change to deposit or do I have to roll it?

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#encanto So Dolores knew about Bruno all this time but she couldn’t keep Mirabel’s secret about finding the vision for 20 minutes?

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#usdaorganic apples. “ #intunewithnature “ , “ #blueskiescleanwater “ in a non- #recycling plastic bag??? #eatapples

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@FlukeCorp need tech support. Foodporn plus thermometer won’t do scan/infrared. Will only stay on probe mode. Help?

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Challenges that autumn brings: Having more pockets and forgetting which one your phone is in. #challengingautumn

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You’re so right, neighbor. 11:17pm IS the right time to start with the backyard fiesta music. 🚨🙄 Thanks for the invite

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@chrissyteigen Crunch bars are shit. Give me all the Almond Joys

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Apologies to people I give a deep, face-on stare to when passing your car on the road. Just trying to see if you’re my friend who has the same car.

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Walking into the office bathroom at the same time as someone else. Anyone else Pee Race? #officeworklife

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Hey @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco Just wanted to share this quote I’ve had up at work for 8 years and now is in my kids’ room. Hope you actually said it. That’d be embarrassing...

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I will never be desperate enough to eat the can of soup I brought for my office emergency lunch.

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@proflowers I know it’s weird and natural disaster but I feel like my husband would have preferred his money back or even a heads up that you were delivering rotten smelling, broken, mushy roses 5 days late. Happy Valentine’s Day?

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@Ginger_Zee Having an ego and being a meteorologist seem contradictory. Wouldn’t the weather humble you daily? 😄☃️

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@ElizabethBanks No man is an island. But I’d sure like to put a bunch of them on one. 🙄

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No man is an island. But I’d sure like to put a bunch of them on one.

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Wth @DISHNews @FOXSports !! Don’t pull this s during football season. 😡😡😡😡😡

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@wfaaweather @wfaaweathertoo This Storm was the most window rattly Storm! It’s so far away from us and still major window rattles. Whyyy? Is there something about this storm/ atmosphere carrying sound differently?

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@allBirkenstocks is there a way to condition or prevent the cracking by the strap? I’ve sealed the other edges but can’t get under the leather. #help #birkenstock #birkenstockdamage #shoefix