Lauren 🇵🇷

Lawyer, feminist, baseball fan, nerd. All opinions are my own.

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

You cannot stop Employee Number 11. You can only hope to contain him. #nationals

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

@capitalweather When are we likely to know whether Ian has “caught” or “missed” its jet stream ride?

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

Good news: @billiamandrews and I compared answers and we do not need to get a divorce

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

Hi @hpsacredtext and @vanessamzoltan! Can I ask what the Buddhist podcast/episode was that Matt mentioned in the most recent episode? I would really love to listen to it. Thanks!

[Adam Kilgore @AdamKilgoreWP]

One thing I really disagree with is the idea that the Nats risked losing Juan Soto for nothing. Watching him hit every day is pretty far from nothing. There is, or should be, more to running or rooting for a baseball team than extracting value and mining championship equity.

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

There are a lot of things I decline to weigh in on via Twitter but this is the highest degree of nonsense

[Bill Shaikin @BillShaikin]

Rob Manfred on minor league player salaries: "I reject the premise that they are not paid even a living wage."

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

@TheGoldenRatio4 Has anyone else noticed that 1 Down in the NYT Crossword today is in Brody’s honour??

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

@7NewsDC Just saw this, but sure!

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

@capitalweather Large and noisy hail a few minutes ago in Old Town Alexandria!

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

@_easilyammused_ 💖 I eventually made it home

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

*extremely Airplane! voice* Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit taking Uber

[Rebecca ❤️‍🔥 @beccilynn3]

Train malfunction at Farragut West, police activity at Chinatown, police at Van Dorn, disabled train at Ballston…remind me again why I have to pay full price for way below average service? @wmata 🙄

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

IPA hate is trending and I am here 👏 for 👏 it 👏

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

So @billiamandrews and I just spent the last minute singing along to Nirvana on the radio in an Uber… only to learn that the song was playing on Oldies 100.3 😫

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

@LONTDC1

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

Long wait between Lindor’s at bat and Doolittle’s first pitch. If MLB wants to “improve the pace of play” (🙄), consider giving pitchers a longer leash on the sticky stuff?

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

#BringBackPineTar

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

#BringBackPineTar

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

Has anyone asked @chelsea_janes when the lights will come back on?

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

@LONTDC1 @AppleTV That interview CRACKED ME UP

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

Good morning. 🌞

It's officially baseball season.

[Lauren 🇵🇷 @The_LCass]

@JessicaNHatch @bookouture @wittywhitlum Count me in!