Firren Phospuras

studying alcohol, legitimate*gamer*and member of the XVth legion! The only one who cares about lore in video games. British/Tea drinker etc (her)🏳️‍⚧️

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

Green stuff: the one stop hobby solution to every problem

[🩷ＨＥＡＲＴＳＳＳ 🩵 @Sweet_heartsss_]

This is a love story.
#slaytheprincess

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

@LovejoyActual I only listen to Midwest emo and the Horus Heresy audiobooks as a form of penance for my transgender original sin

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

I feel so haunted. A couple months ago I'd be off my tits at 2 am drinking pink monster and now I'm just drunk off homebrew ginger beer and rum and it turns out I post the same shit regardless

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

@LovejoyActual Holy shit guy Windsor?? If funny longsword man likes it then no problem

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

@LovejoyActual Yoooo big crucible berrrt

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

@LovejoyActual I miss the beer factory. Disgusting mold based shit hole. I felt like I had comradery

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

@LovejoyActual It's alright you don't have to have an articulated bevor is you don't want

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

@LovejoyActual DW dw I'll wear the fake mustache and I can perform historical bottom surgery using todd cutler's special knife and an articulate bevor

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

@LovejoyActual @TheDryhtscipe Was gonna do chemistry n natural sciences like a prick

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

@LovejoyActual It's all bullshit anyway I look so bad in every photo and it's just cause I don't have a beard. Stupid fucking bearded people. So you do it, gallow the glass

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

@LovejoyActual @TheDryhtscipe Look ok I got rejected from Oxford and I've never quite coped with realising I'm subpar so I started using Oxford commas on the hopes Durham would accept me but then I got BBCC at A Level so it didn't matter

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

@LovejoyActual Soft kit - hard kit is a false dichotomy all kit is hard after undergoing the process of fossilisation and like if you are a chad then like just wear a gambeson and Maille all event and if someone asks why Ur pussy n ass is out just say Ur a gallowglass

[Morgan @polearmlesbian_]

Powerful things to say to your Endocrinologist:

- Can you Lower my dosage?

- You will never be a Real Doctor.

- I did my shot All By Myself.

- Where do you keep the Rare Hormones?

- Your levels are looking A Little High.

- Three Thousand ng/dl is a bit low, Don’t You Think?

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

@LovejoyActual Cash and carry grade snide nipples

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

@LovejoyActual Don't like it

[Aisling @burnthelilacs]

genuinely what's the response to this other than 'how dare you compare yourself to people who are actually oppressed'

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

@LovejoyActual Nah just raw dog the kirtle who needs shoes or hose or hair coverings or an apron

[Firren Phospuras @The_LoreMaster_]

@LovejoyActual I have a spare kirtle tho I'm unsure it'll contain your ladies