The MQ

UC San Diego's premiere satire newspaper. Publisher of real fake news.

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GENERAL BODY MEETING THIS TUESDAY 6PM!
We will be running exciting content for our special issue, so make sure to stop on by! Zoom link on our Facebook Page!

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MQ LIVE!!! Come write Muir based satire to round out Muir-Stock~ zoom link can be found on facebook or our Instagram page :) @the_mq

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Yeah, we write satire. No, we don’t shop at Walgreens, we go to BJ’s for pazookies on Tuesdays...
MEETING TOMORROW AT 6PM
Find your nearest MQ link at https://t.co/vbFPaJXLKe or our Facebook page!

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🚨WEE WOO WEE WOO🚨
FIRST MEETING OF THE QUARTER ALERT
The MQ will be holding our first meeting of the quarter THIS TUESDAY March 30th at 6PM! Find the zoom link on our Facebook!!

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@walmartellewood Any friend of Sharon’s is a friend of ours. Keep reading and keep learning young one 🥸

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I’m glad people are finally recognizing my worth 🥲

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Maybe it’s something to do with you? I’m just saying that whenever a certain someone enters the zoom, it smells like the poop deck 😳

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Alternatively, I don’t read the MQ, i think it smells funny

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MEETING TONIGHT AT 6 PM!!! Come and play fishbowl with some satire nerdz :)

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MQ PRODUCTION DAY THREE @ 2! Go to the UCSD MQ Facebook page to find the zoom and come make some jokes with your favorite satire org✨

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What is Saint Patrick's day even about? I don't know! What I do know is that the MQ is having production TONIGHT at 6PM! Hop into the Facebook group for the details

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Tomorrow the MQ faces the greatest battle of its life. If you would like to join us to help the fight (and make some jokes) join our Facebook group and enter the meeting at 6PM.

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Everything is free game when it comes to satire. GENERAL BODY MEETING TONITE @ 6!!! Zoom link can be found on the event page!!!

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the duality

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TONIGHT, PIRATES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE MQ ZOOM!!!! Staffers please come to our zoom at 6pm to protect us from horrible pirates itching to steal our golden humor!

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This is an Andrew slander blog

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I just want to say, Andrew laughs when he makes a joke and when he delivers it and that feels wrong— especially coming from Andrew

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and then...

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this is how our nights going...

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the plot thickens