Rumours are that @Keir_Starmer is about to unveil a new flag for Great Britain. The red and blue will be removed leaving just the white. The new design is driven by his ability to surrendered everything the UK owns. #TwoTierKeir
🛑 Hello everyone! Just another sunny afternoon in Broken Britain. Relieved that @TiceRichard and his team are all fine after encountering this charming chap on the campaign trail in Boston yesterday…😮