Perfection

I give partying a bad name

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#TheMan convinced the Marlboro man to quit his habit

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if he wants, #TheMan could fly away, get lost, and never be found

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#TheMan can't run after a woman, he walks after her.

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#TheMan has a problem getting hammered, so he looks at the bartender and says, "hit me bitch."

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#TheMan is in many dreams, but never his own

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#TheMan is watching limitless, he's convinced that someone keeps throwing those pills in his breakfast's at Sant Ambroeus

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#TheMan doesn't follow trends, he starts his own.

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#TheMan doesn't ask for blowjobs, he sucks his own dick #ballin'

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After Apple came out with Siri, BB went to #TheMan for suggestions. He told them, "Once u eat Siri's apple, you'll have the upper hand"

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Stallions try to ride #TheMan

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#TheMan eats Nutella with a cooking spoon

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Cops get nervous when speaking with #TheMan

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Dildo companies consider #TheMan as their main competitor

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When a magician sees #TheMan, he asks "how do you do that"

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#TheMan wears cashmere underwear and socks

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#TheMan has more jobs than America

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#TheMan is followed by more people in the street than on twitter

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#TheMan successfully landed a commercial plane without tires, and tried walking it off without sounding like a hero

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If #TheMan lectures you, you'll listen.

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Ur car won't allow you to cut #TheMan off