🇬🇧 Martin 🇬🇧

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Englishman in Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 - Show ya love for Newcastle United & New Orleans Saints - Guilty of occasional moments of brilliance!

[🇬🇧 Martin 🇬🇧 @The_MartinX]

God has just given up his seat to Chuck Norris #RIP

[🇬🇧 Martin 🇬🇧 @The_MartinX]

@JustEatUK ordered at 11:30 for a delivery at 12:45. Accepted by merchant and now the time of delivery is just getting gradually longer and longer, and now potentially arriving at 13:45-14:00. What's the point of selecting an order time and how do I get the service charge back?

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@AldiUK shopped on Friday and this was still knocking about. Fair customers should be more attentive with dates, but so far past use by is a bit extreme. How's best to resolve this now it's in the bin?

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@MyRockingKidsUK bit concerned by the lack of any update after the order was placed a week ago. Could I get an update on order  #SH792507 please??? Will it be here in time for valentines day?

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@PapaJohnsUK why you gotta tease me like this. Leaflets through the door after the megaweek ends and you still don't actually deliver to my address. 😭

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I was today years old when I found out San Miguel was a Filipino lager!

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@LethalBizzle Only got to this 6 years late, and still can't decide!

[Biz - I support Bunda United @LethalBizzle]

Retweet for POW 2004. Fav for POW 2011

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VAR is an absolute joke... I don't blame the people but this last few minutes has proven its just ridiculous. #EURO2024 #GERDAN

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@Magpie24_7 He's an ideal player for a run in the conference league and away trips to Lithuania and the like

[🇬🇧 Martin 🇬🇧 @The_MartinX]

@Retro_NUFC @Footy_Headlines @DeeeBeeeee9 @bnwbanter @Toon_TaIk @Magpie24_7 @caseysean51 @Nusc2023 Not to be worn with a hairy back 😱

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@VOXImobile can you just clarify a couple of things about pausing a SIM only deal please: is there a maximum amount of time the pause can be in place for and how does this impact my number that I want to bring over if I pause for a while?

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@OliLondonTV Take out the obvious cutting of a corner, but the drivers reaction is pretty telling as well. Cyclist wins 🤙🏼

[🇬🇧 Martin 🇬🇧 @The_MartinX]

@JustEatUK Charley to the rescue on email. Missing item refund sorted, now for the service charge. Should I be expected to pay that after the poor service of not actually getting the items requested?

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@JustEatUK Hiya... Items missing from an Asda order and before I even get to speak to a person I'm given a JE credit. This isn't a great solution this time and would like someone to pick up where my emails are now seemingly being ignored?

[🇬🇧 Martin 🇬🇧 @The_MartinX]

@AsdaServiceTeam question??? If you shop on the 24th, unknowingly pick up a food item with a use by of the 20th, eat some, give the toilet an almighty splashing several times, then realise on the 28th why the toilet was so severely punished on those days, what do we do?

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@YouTube taking the piss with their "longer and less frequent add breaks" 55 seconds before video starts, less than a minute in another 38 seconds 😩

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@chris_kammy If you didn't sit back down and loudly sigh "unbelieve Jeff" it feels like a moment lost.

But yes, don't let the one old cat lady bring you down. Also, was she mature, like smells of cheese, I can't shift that smell image 🤔

[🇬🇧 Martin 🇬🇧 @The_MartinX]

Three big industrial estate fires in South Wales in the last month feels like a pretty extreme coincidence #treforest #newport #bridgend

[🇬🇧 Martin 🇬🇧 @The_MartinX]

@WorkTheSpace I'd thank the lord (if I was into that sort of thing) that you're still alive 💪🏼 Had been the longest weekend ever. Hope you're getting back to full strength.