The Metto🇧🇷

The Chosen One|Trainee Advocate|🇰🇪

Somewhere Between Psychotic and Iconic.

[The Metto🇧🇷 @The_Metto]

I'm tryna be the best version of myself no corny shit.

[The Metto🇧🇷 @The_Metto]

Thinking about her this late night in June. If only there was a song about it

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

It must be like finding a mermaid

[Felipe Leme @LEME12]

Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou virar um urso viado?

[The Metto🇧🇷 @The_Metto]

@anxietea_sips No

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

RW Ferran

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

randomly feeling the soul tie from the person you're no longer in contact with

[23.01.sjww @MsJohzie_]

If you forgive a cheater, hio ni yako. Labda uko na pesa ya kutibu gonorrhea 💀

[STF @tekinsaeko]

Why is he now saying 7 years?? This is the second time he has made such a projection recently. Even if he wins in 2027, he won't be in power in the next 7 years. Is he subtly giving a hint??

[The Metto🇧🇷 @The_Metto]

Mr @WilliamsRuto , when you travel on chartered planes, do you think of those Kenyans?

[Lightcast TV Kenya @Lightcasttvke]

"Explain to me how the rest of us have houses that have 3,4 toilets, there is a citizen in Kenya who doesn't have a toilet and has to pay to use a toilet, and it is supposed to be okay? How is that okay?"~Ruto

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

I saw the CS of Insecurity claim that the problem with Kenya is that we stopped going to Church and sending kids to Sunday school and crusades. Can he tell us which crusade he attended that taught him to issue shoot to kill orders? The hypocrisy of that generation baffles me

[The Metto🇧🇷 @The_Metto]

He's just listening to Plot Twist by Drake 😂

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Bwana Catherine ashatuwekea June dump💅💅

[James Smart @jamessmat]

The state of the Nation.

[The Metto🇧🇷 @The_Metto]

Unataka tukusifu?

[Joe @jojo__joe]

Men are just naturally born polygamous fr. Nimedanganya eti I feel like peeing ndio nitoke kwa gari nieende nichukue number haha. Wacha sasa nitafute reason ya kupotea next weekend.

[Glory Days🦋 @gatwiriiiii]

Sifuna should have his own podcast fr😭😭😭😭😭

[La Gazzetta Ferrari @GazzettaFerrari]

106 WIN.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

😭😭😭😭😭

[#OromoProtests @SeiseBagbo]

I always believe this is the role of oppression: to keep you unimaginative.

To never see youself as deserving or worthy. To believe there is no future where you rest or become.

To never think of yourself as human enough. So, all your work is to prove yourself as worthy.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📸 - FINALLY, A SET PIECE!

GABRIEL LOVES SET PIECES, YOU CAN SEE MIKEL ARTETA IN HIS EYES!

[awe @Gabii_awee]

Life is so incredibly unpredictable. You might have a terrible year from January to June only to have your life dramatically change by July and end up having the best year of your life. I need that.