The Michelle Slaughter

A #poet in the streets
An #author in the sheets
#WIP at all times
Look at me! I made a rhyme!! 🤷🏽‍♀️
✝️🌿🍄👽🤯❤️

Insta @themichelleslaughter

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

Looking for some half siblings I never met IRL. This is the only pic I have of my half-brother James "J.J." back of pic says "12 yrs, 1985" Last name may be Kearns. Moms name believed to be Barbara. #siblings #Findmysiblings #findmybrother #JamesSlaughter #Help

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

Told my son this morning if I ever get in the music biz, my name will be Lil Onion because I'm a rapscallion.

He was not impressed.
What do kids know anyway?

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

@wiseconnector He said, "I love you."
I said, "Thanks. I had a good night." And proceeded to get out of the car. He was dropping me home after our very first date. 🥴

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

There is no one else quite like you. No one. You are the one and only unique you. The fingerprint of your life will echo countless through the ages. And isn't that just f-cking amazing?!? 🥰

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

@WillieHandler 🤔

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

Microwave instructions on the side of foods are so stupid. Like, listen up Taquitos, we both know I'm not going to eat only THREE of you so just tell me how long to heat 10 of you and stop trying to shame my life choices.

[Jensen Ackles @JensenAckles]

A gathering or haunting rather.
Join our #spnfamily for some solidarity.
#SagAftraStrike #WGAStrike

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

@SteaknShake
Hadn't been to your place since pre-pandemic and was soooo excited to see you again. Walked in today and -pardon my language - but WTF. You've really let yourself go. What a shame. 😕

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

Realized what I wanted in this relationship was a 4 course meal at a 3 Michelin star restaurant and all I got was an off brand expired box of mac n cheese. 😕

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

@liteknight57 But...you don't exist??

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

"I dreamt I went to hell. It wasn't even that bad."

#ThingsTaeSays

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

Guys?? Guys!! I didn't sign up for the Ouija Board option with my @23andMe membership. 🤔

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

@DelbertThomas10 @USPS A letter from the state that I needed in January for documents I needed to provide and then everything after that was delayed because I never got the letter. It's all been sorted out since then but this sure would've saved a big ass headache.

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

Got a letter in the mail Saturday from the state. Busy weekend so I put it to the side til now. Just realized the letter is dated January 5 and the envelope is postmarked January 6. @usps what the actual eff, bro.

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

@liteknight57 Believe me, there was plenty of cussing to be heard. 😂

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

Forgot the word "ink" and so I just had to check the "printer juice" levels. 🤔

How's your day going? 😂

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

@halphelan @TiaMoeller I love those weirdos! 😍

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

@Vought_Prod Love Connor Price. He's really good.

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

@rollins_green Sam and Dean Winchester. I'm saved! Huzzah!!

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

@GailSpeculates Thankfully I don't have to touch it. Just wanted to make sure I don't end up all itchy if I accidentally have contact.

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

Can someone please tell me what this plant is? Google pics say it's not poison ivy, sumac or oak (and "leaves of 3, let them be" doesn't apply) but the mere suggestion is making me itchy 😭

[The Michelle Slaughter @The_Michelle_S]

@joy_slaughter Thank you! You've no idea what peace of mind you've given me. ❤️