Augustus

wine enjoyer | Dragon | 21 | He/Him

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

I'm blue, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di
Da-ba-dee, da-ba-di, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di
Da-ba-dee, da-ba-di, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di
Da-ba-dee, da-ba-di, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di

[ThighHaiSuprise @ThighHaiSuprise]

Insane streaming service built into my smart tv where every 10 minutes you have to watch 7 ads in a row and half the ads are in Spanish I have seen the same exact ad 5 times in a row for car insurance all in Spanish

[ThighHaiSuprise @ThighHaiSuprise]

electric hedgehog powerrrr... zoom !!!!

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

this is what beastars feels like

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

@SelfTorturer name a city then

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

who even lives in new brunswick

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

W pomni farts

[ThighHaiSuprise @ThighHaiSuprise]

Welcome to Brapsville population PFFTTTRTTTT

[Reptos 🍺 @reptar321]

West Side Highway, New York City, 1977.

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

Ontario, California.

[Ninethie @Ninethie]

Bethesda HQ RN

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

@Hakusei15

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

Upgraded to boiling water and vinegar-baking soda mixtures 👍👍👍

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

fighting a war against the ants living in our backyard rn

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

@SelfTorturer id cut their tiny arms off and watch them squirm around as little ant nuggets

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

fighting a war against the ants living in our backyard rn

[Halo Guy @justahaloguy]

Now that’s an upgrade…

[Hope @TheGhostOfHope]

BESTHESDA PRESENTS and its the worst shit you've ever seen instead of being Elder Scrolls 6

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks.

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.

[Boa @Boaiatach]

i hope geoff keighley takes his shirt off live

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

they just announced vore simulator 2027 at the summer games fest