Morgan Stewart

hi, can i pet your dog.

[Rhett McLaughlin @rhettmc]

there are two types of dog owners: those who let their dogs lick them on the mouth and those who are callous and cold hearted and don’t deserve pure unadulterated doggy love

[Morgan Stewart @the_mo_you_know]

Hey anxiety,

Could you kindly, you know, fuck off?

Thx

[KARA @kavavafine]

Absolutely no one:
The hot chocolate waiters from The Polar Express:

[Elizabeth Gillies @LizGillies]

Sick.

[Morgan Stewart @the_mo_you_know]

I would quite literally run into traffic for baby yoda. #TheMandalorian

[Morgan Stewart @the_mo_you_know]

@MainTanay I refuse to eat grits.

[Morgan Stewart @the_mo_you_know]

@MainTanay I absolutely LOATHE biscuits and gravy 🤢

[Morgan Stewart @the_mo_you_know]

*dramatic, dim lighting*
“Your bish wanna party with Cardi”

[Morgan Stewart @the_mo_you_know]

There are moments when I think that I could totally rock the “trendy blogger life”...

But then I remember I literally live the life of an 80 yr old woman.

[Morgan Stewart @the_mo_you_know]

Me: *sobs about feeling fat*

Also me: *eats entire package of Oreo cookies*

[brady taylor @Brady129t]

Am I the only one who’s confused by this trend of posting a story on Instagram to say you’ve posted a new photo? Like if I follow you, I’ve probably seen it?

[Morgan Stewart @the_mo_you_know]

@asdfghjklgrace You guys are like a Nicholas Sparks fanfic 💕

[Morgan Stewart @the_mo_you_know]

@mynameslibrary Greatest love story of all time.

[Morgan Stewart @the_mo_you_know]

Christmas Eve

Mom: YOU BETTER BE READY TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE AT 5:00 OR SO HELP ME GOD....

Me @ 5:00: *sitting in the car ready to leave*

My mom @ 5:00:

[Morgan Stewart @the_mo_you_know]

@MadelineHope_ Story of my life.

[Kieffer Mendoza @mynameslibrary]

“In third grade, I thought I invented the spork.” -@JoshuaBishop11

[Morgan Stewart @the_mo_you_know]

Just went through a car wash for the first time in my 20 years of life.... needless to say it was magical.