Josh Bishop

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2023 is 98% complete.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

most whales ain’t got no feet

[whalefact @awhalefact]

when whales get a tummy ache there is no one to bring them soup and cuddles and so they must just be so brave on their own

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2023 is 1% complete.

[Josh Bishop @JoshuaBishop11]

How the heck do people smoke cigarettes at all let alone at 7:30 in the morning 🥴

[Josh Bishop @JoshuaBishop11]

If you’re still ordering in the drive thru line at chicfila wyd

[Josh Bishop @JoshuaBishop11]

@blackwoodm2 @Hi_Im_Ryan I can attest to all of the above

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[Josh Bishop @JoshuaBishop11]

@scottldanielson Sorry

[Parris Bridge @parrisbridge]

We couldn’t wait any longer…so our new merch is officially available on our website NOW! Go grab a crewneck or a hoodie to rep Parris Bridge wherever you are at. We do offer international shipping also so 😉 😉 to our out of country family as well!

https://t.co/qG9LrLRdkE

🤘

[Josh Bishop @JoshuaBishop11]

PSA: if you’re stuck in traffic. Go slower in one lane instead of cutting through lanes and trying to go as fast possible. You’ll actually get through it faster. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[Josh Bishop @JoshuaBishop11]

@TannerWoody37 Why are you even drinking Coke Zero in the first place?

[Josh Bishop @JoshuaBishop11]

@scottldanielson You should go back to the talent show this year and sing it

[Josh Bishop @JoshuaBishop11]

September 1st is the day that everyone posts about the only Green Day song they know.

[Josh Bishop @JoshuaBishop11]

@Hi_Im_Ryan Just wanted to post a life update to this tweet to let everyone know I went to five guys today. I was slightly shocked but also stoked.

[keegan @FranziaMom]

i can tell by someone’s pedal board if they’re christian or not

[Josh Bishop @JoshuaBishop11]

@Hi_Im_Ryan Oh shoot probably just won’t go back

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@blackwoodm2 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Josh Bishop @JoshuaBishop11]

I believe we could use the song church clap to hypnotize the Christian population and take over the universe.