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whales are pretty fuckin big

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@releasethedawgs awww cry about it snowflake

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the w in whale stands for “woke is back, bitches”

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vote. vote because the whales need you to. vote because the country need you to. vote because the world needs you to. i don’t give a fuck what your excuse is, go vote. we might not get another chance.

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@AliKynd it is so vitally important that men speak up right now, so i felt it was necessary to clarify who this tweet was coming from. apologies for the shattered illusion my friend 💙

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everything i’ve written about the cornell rapists seems inadequate, so let me just say this as a man instead of a whale: no, i don’t think we should “ruin” these rapists’ lives “just because they raped someone”.

i think we should end them.

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@EdHarrisMT2026 they drugged and gang raped her for 7 hours. they invited their friends to join in for “free pussy.” when will you wake the fuck up and be a man. protect women. that’s your fucking job, you useless fucking pile of dog shit

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@victormafosa too many think i like arsenal now, so i might have to soon 😈

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many people think whales would be bad at football given they have no concept of the sport nor the ability to move freely on land, but so far this season, whales have scored the exact same amount of goals as the entire tottenham hotspurs starting eleven

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ed sheeran can’t go on tour at all if he gets eaten by a whale. and don’t even worry about the whale’s diet, as they’re used to eating invertebrates

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@KevP5774 whale let’s see if they can score in a real game first

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the whales do not give a fuck what you looked like in the 80’s and would rather you not destroy our planet so we have a chance to see what we might look like in the 30’s

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@BTrusty504ever @mooseincrisis i cannot help, as the only whales who have “fallen down” unfortunately do not get back up 😔

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@LostLandsMayor @ccmichellev no such thing as a small whale so i’m not worried

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dolly parton, the whales sing for you tonight, rest in peace and know your light reached even the darkest expanses of this world

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@ShadowTheWolfA1 glad your dog is alive and that the vet is smarter than you. now please learn the difference between ai and generative ai which is what i specifically talked about i. this post.

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whales never use generative AI, but they do make poop from a butt, which is similar except that whale poop is essential to the health of our oceans and generative AI is essential to being a fucking loser

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Whimothy

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@omn1trix @LionInCrisis he’s a fish, no arguments there. no fucking clue what the other dude is

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a whale would never give you explosive diarrhea doodoo disease, probably because there is no scenario in which a whale would gut the CDC and other programs directly responsible for mitigating the risk of explosive diarrhea doodoo disease

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the biggest difference between whales and lindsey graham is that the whales have never actively worked against the betterment of their own constituents and also many whales are currently alive