Modern Indian Kid

Mithai connoisseur. White kid at heart. I'm the haraami that your parents warned you about.

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

Kitne aadmi theh ? https://t.co/Yt5VbOaJmg

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Two.

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

😌😌

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

If he doesn't ask you to skip the song in the bollywood movie, he's a keeper

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

You know it's real when she offers to make you chai

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

Done 😂😂😂😂

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

In class: This is how you make plain rice

Homework: Make brown Rice

In exams: Demonstrate your skills of making biryani

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

Drake the new desi girl 😂👏 https://t.co/n1snWeyJ3E

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

😂😂😂👏 https://t.co/ZjRDoEDo3h

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

Retweet if your parents yell at you for no reason

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

Every Brown person's fav movie collection 😩❤

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

If the Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham characters had Instagram lmao http://t.co/6GszYwuo54

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

The original Hindi lyric was "You're one in a million" but this subtitle is amazing http://t.co/YDabvAVypM

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

This scene still makes me laugh so hard http://t.co/ARPyrLON51

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

Me: "Can I get a caramel latte?
Barista: "Sure! What's your name?"
Me: *deep breath* "Valipurathampalayam Mottaiyappar Balasubramaniam"

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

When you touch a Brown girl https://t.co/877JZlHO6y

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

😍😍

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

India sure does makes a lot of romance movies/serials for a country that doesn’t even believe in love marriages

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

@iamsrk the savage continues. 😂😂

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

bollywood's best curve to date

[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

Veer spent 20 years in jail for Zaara and I can't even get a text back smh