The Muckrake

♌︎ Catari "Nepeta" Leijon ♌︎
Befurus's best romance journalist & gossiper. ;33
Please inquire if mew got any gossip! :OOc
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[The Muckrake @The_Muckrake]

♌︎ Catari "Nepeta" Leijon♌︎

She's a journalist who specializes in celebrity gossip, especially the romantic kind. She pens a column about which well known troll is in which quadrant with who. Receives much gossip from certain highbloods.

[The Muckrake @The_Muckrake]

Oops sorry fur the inactivity, people! <:))
B33n busy with snooping fur content!

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@THECONSTERN @lustfultome Hey! Well it depends how badly pawre you pale crushing? :??

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@geodesCanary Pawre you suspecting me of narcing mew out?

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@crcnoGalvanizer Anything to bring in views, honestly. xPP

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@geodesCanary Hmm.. Hmm.. Okay I s33! *She perks up an eyebrow*

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@geodesCanary Pawre mew planning no releasing our beloved mutant-blooded furriend? :??

[👽👽👽 @3ovniii]

i think this wouldve been her biggest scoop you know? on a purrsonal level.

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#Homestuck
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@gtcokina Damn it. I am out of good crap to write I n33d something!! :((

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@geodesCanary Found out he was put in fur life!! Wonder if anypawdy is planning on breaking him out! :OOc

[🔥🔥🔥 @repliiku]

retracting my last tweet i guess, whatever🙄

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@ZoologerCool The life of being a hard-working troll, am I right? :PP

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Woke up on my desk ovfur a draft of an article, woops!! <:))

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Gotta head off! Catch nya'll later. :))

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Thanks!! Anyways, I gotta go write some articles about a certain trolls.. :33c