The Muse 🤎

September’s Very Own

[The Muse 🤎 @The_Muse17]

Very.

[MAMICHULA @juicypradalouis]

A very blessed girl btw.

[The Muse 🤎 @The_Muse17]

He’s fckn hilarious 😭

[flame @laflame_xq]

T.l. got dragged to a couples dinner by his wife, Tiny, so he could learn how to be a better husband, but instead he spent the entire night ARGUING with everyone at the table. 🤣😭

“A woman that can't complete all of her tasks as a wife should get some help by adding another wife”

"If it ain't no happy me, there ain't going to be no happy we!”

"When the last time you spent $700,000 on a woman and you had an argument three days later?"

“If you don’t get your high yellow hands off me, i got a tan”🤣😭

"Get the butterfly to talk to me, man. Don't be talking to me with no caterpillar's experience”

"Do the fuck right, or get shot."

"Kirk done got beat down to submission, man”

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

she won ✨

[sexy red🍒 @_luhlex]

LOVE how she broke that down to her. At the end of the day that lady ain’t give a damn!

[Tasha Mack @NiqueG_22]

Her mother is 92 looking like this?!?! I’m thankful I’m black my god

[saka’s spelling school @itslilyimi]

Your kids suspended for bullying and they’re roaming the streets. Parental failure.

[The Muse 🤎 @The_Muse17]

@xuenki *ate

[The Muse 🤎 @The_Muse17]

@xuenki One thing about it girlie are that lil knee drop you bitches are not giving it up like that

[The Muse 🤎 @The_Muse17]

@mfnravn No it’s the “abeedabadahaaaa” dude with the long face

[The Muse 🤎 @The_Muse17]

I’m still mad about that YORTY YOLLERZ!!!!!! Who the fuck came up with that price Seriously??? Everything went up with inflation why would your bodyyyyy not be all the way up especially if your services are good like ladies ??!!!!!

WHORETY HOLLERZ 🫩🤦🏾‍♀️

[The Muse 🤎 @The_Muse17]

As much as I love a good remix, I love saying Uranus like “ yur ah nus” instead of “ your anus” , it makes me feel like “🤓” especially when I say it with a Velma Dinklie accent

[💎 @_herlore]

my bag has its own umbrella

[Above @Draxnati0n]

I love when people randomly take unnecessary shots at me. It lets me know they feel inferior to me.

[The Muse 🤎 @The_Muse17]

@skindie___ Get damn

[CHI girl 💙✨💕 @jadorejontele]

Procreating with ppl who want to be parents>>>>>>

[The Muse 🤎 @The_Muse17]

@xuenki Times change lol

[The Muse 🤎 @The_Muse17]

@DRESPITFACTS Omg 🥹

[JeanMarc Back on Twittęr 🇭🇹 @jeanontwiter]

Wait till you learn the USA is responsible for this.

[Yours Truly ✨ @ohsojyona]

Michael Jackson been dead damn near 20 years. This year his 44 year old album went #1. And his movie went #1. Now it’s a dude young enough to be his grandson who got famous and rich in a month just for impersonating him. And it’s people out here that think they bigger than him

[Rap Alert @rapalert6]

Megan thee Stallion as Dracula’s Brides for Halloween.

[Chief @chiefflips]

im crying cause why is this on point??? 😭😭😭