Gerald of Rivia

[MLB @MLB]

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[Gerald of Rivia @The_Only_Gerald]

Derek Jeter’s defense wasn’t THAT bad

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

what baseball opinion makes you feel like this?

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I’m at a Clutch show, a true gathering of burly bearded bastards

[Israelea Banks ✡︎ @chiweethedog]

Alternative angle of the famous "Cybergoth Dance Party" video, showing more cybergoth dance moves to Early Hardstyle, ending where the famous one begins

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Banana Republic sizes are so weird because I’m either the fattest guy whose ever walked in the store, or a large

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Showing up to my job to apply to jobs

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I should be legally allowed to fight about 3-4 @delta employees at JFK rn

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My first show 🥲

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

The Rockstar Energy Mayhem Festival (2008)

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

The Rockstar Energy Mayhem Festival (2008)

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Kinda fucked up that we blew up the sun today

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Working at a hospital is crazy because I’ll be walking from the cafeteria with my lunch and then get cut off by 2 dead bodies

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Facebook marketplace is for people who can’t read

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@ShooshusMaximus I got time

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@ShooshusMaximus WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNY’S?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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My favorite genre of music is Stone Cold fighting The Rock to Limp Bizkit

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

"Crack Addict" by Limp Bizkit as featured in the 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin vs The Rock hype reel for Wrestlemania XIX (2003)

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Final check before I leave for my parents dinner

Bread and cold cuts ✅
Gifts ✅
Xanax ✅

Ok we’re good

[Gerald of Rivia @The_Only_Gerald]

I can honestly never date again, if my gf dumps me I’m just gonna get a bunch of fucking trains

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What’s up? What’s up? What the fuck is up X??????
This shit sucks ass

[Gerald of Rivia @The_Only_Gerald]

I’m gonna miss all the shit, piss and cum. Follow me on Duolingo, TherapyPortal, or AllRecipies Dinner Spinner