Orpheus Reviews

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The Lion King 3D - Just as good as it was all those years ago. Watching Mufasa die in 3D only makes you cry harder. Every kid should go. 4/5

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Real Steel - The robot fighting works, if a bit too tame. The rest of the movie is as cheesy as they come, but it works. - 2.5/5

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Intense debate has ended. From now on, this twitter will only supply reviews. Random musings from a new @ TBA.

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Knock this of Internet bucket list - one of our YouTube comments is the top by at least 25 likes. Pandering!

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Robinson Cano went HAM. Tigers lineup went PORK.

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Darth Vader is absolutely a sex symbol. Some girls love to be choked.

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Last night was the most unbelievable thing I have ever seen in #baseball my entire life.

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Just saw a guy with a Navy Seal tattoo. #passedout

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Watching Sheen Roast, seeing Seth MacFarlane reminds me of his live "comedy" show. First time I've cried in 5 years.

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Good Idea of the Day: movie crossover with Warhammer 40k and Harry Potter. Burn the Heretic!

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Unfollowing a lot of people who never tweet. If you see this message, you follow us, making you immune.

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Gonna say it, there is absolutely no way Dustin Pedroia knows how to read.

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Who else is pumped as shit for South Park?

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@VN_Stuart going soon also. Looks sick.

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Gonna watch Rollerball drunk tonight together. Then actually play rollerball at local skate park. LL Cool J rejected our request to join.

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Crypt Review - Lethal Weapon - Murtaugh and Riggs remain the best odd couple/cop duo of all time. We'll never be too old for this shit.

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#500aday

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How many 6 children could an NFL player fight off before they overwhelmed and killed him? Our guess is 1500.

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Football will be great today.

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@amy_geek Not to mention, in real life no one as hot as Natalie Portman would date a guy with a rat tail.