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Chicago via NJ/NYC. He/Him/El Duderino

[$8? @The_Random_Task]

I met a cute doggo tonight. His ears Are supper fast. 12/10 did pet and would pet again. @dog_rates @matt___nelson

[$8? @The_Random_Task]

@NYJ_Matt @god lol never

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

[$8? @The_Random_Task]

I wish OJ was here to see this

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

One win away

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Do not get the American Express platinum https://t.co/Ac3pA7q36L matter what you do , make sure you read the fine print very deceptive tactics

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Whatever you do, do not apply for the American Express platinum card.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

[$8? @The_Random_Task]

@Fullcarry What little hair I have left….

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Are you concerned, Mr. President, about the latest inflation number which came out this morning?

Trump: No, I love it. I love the inflation.

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

Every cycle people rediscover that liquidity matters and act like they found the Dead Sea Scrolls

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@SWCultureLive @HunterBiden

[Covie @covie_93]

trump skipped his son's wedding because he wanted to focus on the war (during a ceasefire btw) but is going to a Knicks game while US and Israel are firing missiles at Iran.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump, shown on camera during the national anthem, is booed loudly at MSG

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

This is the type of shit that needs no words to troll itself.

This is actually real… he’s really posting infomercials plugging this…

Using America’s 250th Anniversary too…

More like… “As my dad tanks the economy as fast as he can, nothing is more patriotic than getting your hands on some Don Jr Gold to celebrate America’s 250th Anniversary in case it’s our last”

This is SNL material or even better #smokefleet material

[Jason Mustian (derogatory) @jasonmustian]

Started talking to my wife like AI

[Aaron Cannon @AaronLCannon]

I started talking to my co-founder like Claude

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>foreign nation