AkporsTheComedian

The World Famous Stupid Genius!!! Follow and LAUGH Away Your Sorrows ¡guıɥʇ ʎɯ sı ʎpǝɯoɔ! •Parody Account•

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Teacher:Akpos finish dis sentence..'Many are called but..................?? Akpos: But only few have credit to call back

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Teacher::Akpos finish dis sentence..'Many are called but..................?? Akpos: But only few have credit to call back #GudMorning

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TEACHER: Your Son is dull, he can't spell LION! Papa Akpos: Huh? You'ld have told him to spell small animal like MOSQUITO!

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Teacher: what is 5+3? Obi: 5+3=8.... Akpos reacts..."ah haba, dem don change am? No be 4+4 Nai be 8?

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Teacher: Akpos, if your father earned $ 100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, wat would she have? Akpos: A heart attack!

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Techer:Our topic 4 2day is qstn tag.E.g He cant come,can he? #Akpos make a sentence usin qstn tag?Akpos: we go chop yam 2day chopn't we?

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I asked my wife 4 a newspaper. She called me 'old school' & gave me her iPad. I hit d cockroach 11 times b4 it died.

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A barber once billed me N4000 for a haircut. I gave him N50 to buy Super Glue & Gum d hair back. Nonsense!

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OCHUKO: Why you wrap your Laptop with Nylon & Cellotape.. AKPOS: My neighbours too dey use my Wi-fi

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TEACHER: What do you call someone with no Body and a Nose.. AKPOS: Nobody knows

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TEACHER: What is d name of a Baby Pig?.. AKPOS: Piglet.. TEACHER: What is d name of a Baby Toy?.. AKPOS: Toilet

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POLICEMAN: Sir why did U set those vehicles on fire. AKPOS: Because my doctor said I should burn more Car-Lorry

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EKAETTE: Will u still love me when I'm no longer young & pretty?.. AKPOS: Sweetheart, come on, u know I can't see the future

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POLICE: Whatever you say will be held against you.. AKPOS: Big BOOBS! .. RT if u Get

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EKAETTE: Will you still Love Me after Marriage.. AKPOS: It depends on your husband, if he allows me

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JUDGE: Why did you hit your wife with a Chair.. AKPOS: Because I couldn't lift the Table

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PROSTITUTE: Oga U wan do?.. AKPOS: If only u go do am like my wife.. PROSTITUTE: Yes na! How she dey do am?.. AKPOS: She dey do am for FREE

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TEACHER: Oxygen was first discovered in the year 1772.. AKPOS: But what were people breathing before that year?

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I do things my way... You?