Josh Mitchell

Don't hassle the hoff...

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

RT if you're through to the first round of the #FPL Cup

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

@JadronWoslin I don't really use Twitter much...genuinely thought I came up with it first on the bus to Montrose last year 😅

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

@JadronWoslin the Internet told me it was so it must be true! Also like that you're JadronWoslin

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

#sunsetdj please play The Time Is Now by John Cena. It would make all the people on lane 9&10s lives complete

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

@zanelowe Gutted you're leaving R1 but thanks for sharing all the great music and shows! #BestDJ #BestShow #BestMusic #Legend #GoodLuck

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

@_Kyujutsu_ We can be the events official wingmen. Wing it to the finals? Brady who?

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

Yay! New Eli Vanes r being dispatched today! Never shot them before, what could go wrong before EAF? #GetMyTrophyReady #Prepared #NotReally

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

@_Kyujutsu_ Hmmm, will try and manage both again although life is busier these days! Catch you soon homeslice!

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

@PaulosaurusRoss I just drove my car into the bathroom and fired into bowl though the window. Had some good power!

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

Got caught doing an impression of
Pavel Chekov just now. Why are other people in work so early!!! #Wessels

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

Shoots bow (properly) for the 1st time since Xmas, gets a 550 Portsmouth. I'll take that thank you very much. #TheRecoveryBegins

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

The Top Gear team is out tonight working hard on ideas for the next series.

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

#sometimesiwishthat I had a bacon tree. And probably a bap tree as well. #FreshlyPickedBaconsPlease #GetInMyBelly

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

Using the oven again tonight, the housemates seem genuinely worried. #ForGoodReasons #WhatsTheWorstThatCouldHappen #Death

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

@PaulosaurusRoss He's done it! He's only gone and done it! Yay for you joining this entertaining total waste of time :) #GoodMan

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

@Chris_S_Addison @SeumasofUr Nah, things were boring before I moved in. Now everyone's on edge because they fear for their lives. #Justified

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

Another Sunday morning another smoke alarm. Guess who's a popular housemate! #EveryoneLovesJosh

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

@SeumasofUr @Chris_S_Addison Speaking from experience I trust? Whered you dry it? Flatmates would protest if I did it here #1stWorldProblems

[Josh Mitchell @The_Real_Faffer]

@SeumasofUr @Chris_S_Addison I know what I'm doing this weekend! #PooBrickFortress