Austin Hubbs

If you ain't first you're last -Ricky Bobby

[Issa @issathecooker]

Everyone doubted him.

No one believed in him.

The greatest ever.

[Austin Hubbs @The_Real_Hubbs]

@ghinbean Someone stole my garbage can yesterday, it's gotta be the same guy right?

[Austin Hubbs @The_Real_Hubbs]

Just had someone send me a video of someone getting murdered as a threat to not cross them and to let them paint a picture of me. Probably the weirdest start to a Friday I've had.

[Austin Hubbs @The_Real_Hubbs]

Forgot my headphones and no music is playing at the gym, all I can hear is people grunting..

[The Red Vest @TheRedVestMN]

Great night to blackout.

[Austin Hubbs @The_Real_Hubbs]

@twofriendsmusic Terminator theme song!

[Austin Hubbs @The_Real_Hubbs]

Good beer 🤝 Good dog
@naturallight

[Austin Hubbs @The_Real_Hubbs]

@lyssaraesmith Yes please.🙂

[Austin Hubbs @The_Real_Hubbs]

@lyssaraesmith https://t.co/ZkdvMbOOPf

[Austin Hubbs @The_Real_Hubbs]

Tinder: "Whatever you're doing you could be having more fun"
Me playing mermaids: "I highly doubt that."

[Austin Hubbs @The_Real_Hubbs]

She's a 10 but she doesn't want to play mermaids.

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

she’s a 10 but she wears short skirts i wear t shirts she’s cheer captain and im on the bleachers

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Jack off the board!

[Austin Hubbs @The_Real_Hubbs]

I watched a 3 hour movie to see if Bruce could pull 2.5 inches of batman out of 5 inches of batsuit.

[Austin Hubbs @The_Real_Hubbs]

Two things I'll never forget:
-9/11
-The absolute knucklehead review @stoolpresidente gave @JacksPizza

[Austin Hubbs @The_Real_Hubbs]

It's been 4 days since I worked on my water heater, and surprisingly the house hasn't blown up and the water is still warm. 😅

[Austin Hubbs @The_Real_Hubbs]

@lexialbers It must be a gangly thing.

[The Red Vest @TheRedVestMN]

Hating dive bars 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Austin Hubbs @The_Real_Hubbs]

@lexialbers You're just jealous that I never had the hiccups in my life.