Jake Flinders

Michigan Wolverines, Detroit Tigers and Detroit Redwings. #CrewSC #GoBlue #hailtothevictors #ToledoWalleye #SanDiegoGulls #SDLoyal NW Ohio Born.

[Brian Rosenworcel @bowl_of_worcel]

If you steal a paint chip it's 10 years in prison but take what you want from our Capitol, that's worth a pardon.

[Jake Flinders @The_Real_Jake17]

Try taking the Cheeto dick out of your mouth every once in a while, Scott. He said many arrests, yet there’s been only 1 and all he did was touch a piece of the paint that’s peeled off. Again, Trump runs his mouth while providing ZERO evidence. If there’s evidence, release it!

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Imagine hating Donald Trump so much that you decide to vandalize the Lincoln Memorial and trash the grass around the reflecting pool.

Absolutely broken-brained behavior.

[Jake Flinders @The_Real_Jake17]

If you find yourself being triggered by a Juneteenth post by a business or sports team, you should probably log out of social media and re-evaluate your life.

[Jake Flinders @The_Real_Jake17]

And that’s a bad thing? His priority is to put his name up everywhere and you don’t say anything. Heads up, you got a little Cheeto dust on your lips from all that ass kissing you do.

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

I'm going to warn you right now. When Donald Trump leaves office, there will be an effort to erase his name from everything.

[Jake Flinders @The_Real_Jake17]

$51 to see @odysseymovie in 70mm imax in Las Vegas?! Are you fucking kidding me @BrendenTheatres?! I understand it’s a special viewing experience, but that’s ridiculous for a movie.

[Jake Flinders @The_Real_Jake17]

Me getting ready for halftime of the #nbafinals to listen to Charles Barkley talk about them big ole’ women in San Antonio eatin’ them churros…. 😂

[Jake Flinders @The_Real_Jake17]

That fucking moron is more concerned with getting (and keeping) his name on buildings than he is with dealing with actual issues…..

[Norm Eisen @NormEisen]

BREAKING: another stay denied in Trump's desperate effort to keep his name on the Kennedy Center

So far today he's been rejected by the trial court and the DC Circuit

We are standing by for whatever may come next but he's losing & just making the spectacle worse for him

[Jake Flinders @The_Real_Jake17]

What a complete fucking mental midget. All Welker did was ask for evidence and he starts with the personal attacks. Why? Because he has no evidence and he’s never had any.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

WOW -- Trump crashes out and cuts his interview with Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged

"You're either crooked or you're stupid. Let's call it quits. Because I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her."

"I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads.

[Jake Flinders @The_Real_Jake17]

This is what happens when your name appears in the files more than God and Jesus appear in the Bible, but your personal lawyer is the Attorney General.

No conflict of interest there at all……

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Trump's AG Todd Blanche announces that the DOJ will not be releasing the 2.5 million remaining Epstein files they have.

He says they have "moved on."

[Jake Flinders @The_Real_Jake17]

Come with some evidence or shut the fuck up, you moron.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: They rigged the election just like they're rigging the election right now, it looks like in California. It's 4 days and they still aren't even close to telling you who won. You know why? Because they are rigging the election.

[Jake Flinders @The_Real_Jake17]

Oh boy did the Golden Knights just get absolutely screwed…..

[Jake Flinders @The_Real_Jake17]

I owe Carter Hart a massive apology. I watched him in a rehab assignment with the Henderson Silver Knights and I couldn’t believe that was who Vegas was waiting for to get healthy. Felt like he had a so-so first round of the playoffs, but since then, he’s been lights out. Wow.

[Jake Flinders @The_Real_Jake17]

He lies so blatantly because he knows his MAGA cult will never hold him accountable.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump on the war in Iran: "I'm very proud of that detour…Everybody's making a lot of money. Costs are coming down. You know, We took over the highest cost and the highest inflation in the history of our country. Costs are coming down. Everything's good."

[Jake Flinders @The_Real_Jake17]

What did he do wrong?

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Take heart, January 6 terrorists!

Sure, you’re not getting paid out of Donald Trump’s slush fund…but at least you have your DOGE checks and your tariff refund checks to tide you over.

[rootwoman123 @rootwoman123]

Who did it better?

[Jake Flinders @The_Real_Jake17]

Truly had no idea the Tigers were going to be this bad this season……

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

For Claude.

Written and voiced by Kyle Keefe.

[Cisgender Mahal 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

BREAKING: The “Taste the Biscuit” duo have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.