Tarusk

Daddy says I'm his best boy! Daddy's friends give me cupcakes! Member of the #unexPETables

(This is an Unexpectables parody account made by @CapnBunnyRabbit)

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

To the members of the weird little #UnexPETables corner of the @_Unexpectables_ community. Putting this out there to nip any future problems in the bud. Let the #UnexPETables grow naturally. All three members were happy coincidences.

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

@Takahata101 Orcas are a major predator of moose

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

@MontyGlu I'm so excited!

[Mark @markiplier]

YOU HAD ONE JOB!!

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

@CzBacklash Luxidon Warlock
Human Fighter
Triton Rogue
Halfling Barbarian

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

I finally get to join Dad on a trip and big lizards begin to try and upset my day!

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

@froggies_mom They're discontinuing the Mexican pizza at taco Bell

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

@TubbsThePigeon You felt that too?

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

#SuicideAwareness
1-800-273-8255

Just two. Any two.

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[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

@_Unexpectables_ The right answer is my father is all of them

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

@Theropod_art @_Unexpectables_ I mean... would you expect anything less?

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

So...uh...full confession: Miss Zotina was teaching me to fly and she put my sending sting in flight mode and I only just got it out. So many observations lost

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

@_Unexpectables_ No evil dragon whistles?

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

@_Unexpectables_ @YinYengArt I have a brand new bowtie and Miss Willow promised me my very own wedding cupcake!

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

@MontyGlu Here here

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

Can't wait for the CSI/ Law & Order that combines Critical Role with the old Satanic Panic/Monsters & Mazes

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

@RubyFlash15 @froggies_mom @_Unexpectables_ Way to call us out like that! Also Dwayne cheats

[🐸Chehalem🐸 @froggies_mom]

Gonna say something super controversial.
"I want to see more black and brown women in the table-top gaming industry including artists, designers, podcasters, and streamers."
Ooooh, what an edgy statement. I am probably going to lose a lot of followers for that.

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

@Theropod_art Don't say much of anything via flavor. Those are just buzz words. Just say if it's something you like or not

Source: have lived on or around wineries or tasting rooms my entire life

[Tarusk @The_Real_Tarusk]

@CzBacklash I want to see what you pull for the Jabberwock