The Bretocracy

He who lives atop the mountain as a god / Him

[The Bretocracy @The_Red_Bobcat]

Hey @UltraProIntl @UltraPROSupply where are the Innistrad Remastered sleeves? I'm only seeing playmats!

[The Bretocracy @The_Red_Bobcat]

@UltraProIntl Where are the Innistrad Remastered Sleeves?

[The Bretocracy @The_Red_Bobcat]

So like. I guess fuck this then, right?

[The Bretocracy @The_Red_Bobcat]

@denofgeek What?

[Saffron Olive @SaffronOlive]

If early 90's Nickelodeon is to be believed, this card should have some life in Modern.

[All Things Comedy @allthingscomedy]

He has risen! 🎥 TTU alllblvck #easter

[The Bretocracy @The_Red_Bobcat]

A strong role model for the homeless indeed

[Rep. Gloria Johnson @VoteGloriaJ]

TN Senator says Hitler made something of himself after being homeless & you can too. I’m going to have to apologize to the universe for this guy. Hey @MeidasTouch not a single day passes without TN GOP embarrassing the hell out of our state.😬 @meiselasb @meidasjordy @BMeiselas

[The Bretocracy @The_Red_Bobcat]

@TolarianCollege Why are people saying it would only be one per player? It says "any number"

[Katherine Applegate (kaaauthor.bsky.social) @kaaauthor]

Two decades and a handful of years ago, Michael and I were deep into planning #Animorphs. But we needed some interesting alien species to spruce things up.

We'd been freelancing a lot, so tax season was often stressful. Anyhow, happy birthday, Taxxons. 😂

🎨: @chrisgrine

[The Bretocracy @The_Red_Bobcat]

@GavinVerhey idea for a white enchantment.

Top Eight: 2WW
Beginning of your upkeep exile the top 8 cards of your library facedown

Beginning of your endstep return cards exiled this way to your hand

[The Bretocracy @The_Red_Bobcat]

Every representation of a #Pokemon in your house (toy, plush, poster, backpack, etc) transforms into the a real life version of the 'mon it depicts.

How screwed are you?

[Gordi @gordihyena]

My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night

[The Bretocracy @The_Red_Bobcat]

@scryfall @Skullblade5 I laughed very loudly at this

[Scryfall @scryfall]

@Skullblade5 We’re adding databases that aren’t having hardware failures. That’s pretty cool.

[The Bretocracy @The_Red_Bobcat]

@scryfall I know it isn't, but this feels sort of personal

[The Bretocracy @The_Red_Bobcat]

Are #1 Dad mugs a problem for gay parents?

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Satellite images seem to show at least nine bodies have been lying in a street in Bucha for weeks, appearing to dispute Russian claims that the killings occurred after they left.

Russia says it'll present evidence to the UN Security Council to prove its forces weren't involveSatellite images seem to show at least nine bodies have been lying in a street in Bucha for weeks, appearing to dispute Russian claims that the killings occurred after they left.

Russia says it'll present evidence to the UN Security Council to prove its forces weren't involveSatellite images seem to show at least nine bodies have been lying in a street in Bucha for weeks, appearing to dispute Russian claims that the killings occurred after they left.

Russia says it'll present evidence to the UN Security Council to prove its forces weren't involveSatellite images seem to show at least nine bodies have been lying in a street in Bucha for weeks, appearing to dispute Russian claims that the killings occurred after they left.

Russia says it'll present evidence to the UN Security Council to prove its forces weren't involveSatellite images seem to show at least nine bodies have been lying in a street in Bucha for weeks, appearing to dispute Russian claims that the killings occurred after they left.

Russia says it'll present evidence to the UN Security Council to prove its forces weren't involveSatellite images seem to show at least nine bodies have been lying in a street in Bucha for weeks, appearing to dispute Russian claims that the killings occurred after they left.

Russia says it'll present evidence to the UN Security Council to prove its forces weren't involved