I like to think that, if there’s an afterlife, it’s a bit like the old TMS commentary box at Lord’s - all chocolate cake, Arlott’s red wine and Johnners’ practical jokes, with cricket legends wandering in and out all day and a Test Match going on outside on a beautiful August day
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
#getmetheretro
@LeaveEUOfficial@Xavier_Bettel Oh fuck off! Boris is humiliating himself and Britain just fine without any help. And bit just goes to show how far our stock has dimished that Luxembourg has the ability to now humiliate the UK.
She's just like us, whenever we're in the mood for a chippy tea, we send out a member of our staff to bring a takeaway to our highland castle.
#getmetheretro#chippytea#lesbianbrexit