Rob Green

Blunt, outspoken, borderline offside and I laugh at inappropriate times; but some people think I'm funny and that only encourages me. Comedian.

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

Oddly enough, @StephenKing and his writing has provided me with clarity, understanding, and some degree of comfort during a very difficult point in my life.
Yes, from the horror writer.
Art can be beautiful that way.
#horror #stephenking #Growth #ITWelcomeToDerry

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

@WWEgames Fix the fucking casket match.

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

@MLimaBean @TimHoustonNS @seanjoudry He's purposely hindering the Healthcare system so he can justify bringing in privately owned practices like the U.S. have.
He'll call it a "tiered health system", and it'll make it harder on people who can't afford anything beyond "basic healthcare".

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

Finally....the "Rocky Sucks" chants have come back......
....to WWE.

Keep them up, loud and proud.
#RockySucks #WeWantCody

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

#WeWantCody

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

I don't wanna see a gassed 55 year old megalomaniac get 3 more hernias before going back to Hollywood.
#WeWantCody

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

@FortniteGame can you maybe add a setting for console only lobbies? Getting pretty tired of the point & click kids basically having built in aim-bot while hip-firing.
#fortnite #balance #consoles

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

@SpicySpaceCow I would, but I'm a lil dehydrated from the extra long piss break the Elite's match provides.

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

@DreamSooner 3 douchebag wannabes scamming all the good good vibes off of a classic banging tune.

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

@lucky13_poker @WendysCanada Well shit. Looks like Wendy's is now in financial ruin without the $11.50 you provide every so often.

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

Just in case it needs to be said again, I've always loved the Batman character and as amazing as the movies have been, they never quite had that perfect Batman that I had picturedin my head. Until Ben Affleck donned the cowl.
Affleck was the bomb as Batman.
#ThanksBatfleck

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

#BlackLivesMatter

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

#COVID2019 #coronavirus

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

Maybe #COVID19 is Nature's way of saying "Go to your room" for fucking around with the climate or the bees or making ' #LoveIsBlind '..

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

Dundee writer wins another literary honour - Port Hawkesbury Reporter https://t.co/Suxi0gZobx

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

I don't know who needs this:
USE YOUR FUCKING SIGNAL LIGHTS.

Pass it along.

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

Bruno Mars ain't got shit on Danko Jones.

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

Just a reminder that The Furnace will be hosting a pretty darn good Standup Comedy night Wednesday! Kevin Johnson and myself featuring Marco Wood performing! I'll see you there!

[Rob Green @The_RobbyG]

Me: *Rolls Up Rim*
Them: What's it say?
Me: Please play again.
Them: Oh! You won the chance to play again!
Me: No…I still gotta pay for that next coffee. 😐